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The Simpsons » Season 23 » How I Wet Your Mother

00:21:43

Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer

47

Words to remember

Nouns

1) largeness

Oh, the largeness!
2) lodestar

"Homer Simpson: Moral Lodestar."
3) gunk

Hey, you know what's good for cleaning Moe gunk
4) baloney

Can the chatter and fetch me a baloney sandwich.
5) chug

ALL: Chug! Chug! Chug!
6) underpants

Come on, everybody, feel Daddy's underpants!
7) urination

of urination domination was a one-time deal.
8) chore

I'm gonna do all the chore.
9) placenta

placenta for me?
10) booze

Ain't no problem that free food and free booze won't fix.
11) accordion

(shudders) My accordion Post-its!
12) dharma

But isn't karma just an expression of the dharma?
13) sweetheart

And now you'd better run along, sweetheart.
14) chatter

Can the chatter and fetch me a baloney sandwich.
15) paw

with his sticky paw in my tin cup.
16) lizard

that you lunch-bagging wage lizard
17) vinegar

White vinegar. Yeah.
18) loser

(laughing) Man Homer, you've always been a loser.

Verbs

1) unhook

Oh, you foolish man, if I unhook them now,
2) tweet

Tweeted by Bart, re-tweet by Krusty.
3) entitle

the rest of you will write 30-page essays entitle
4) procure

Item being procure:
5) invent

You see, I have invent a device
6) neglect

because I neglect to install the latest Adobe Acrobat update,
7) smell

Still smell better than your gym socks, man.
8) cure

I'm cure!
9) shut

Yeah, shut you up.
10) spin

If it spin forever, we're still in a dream.
11) shoot

I loved him, I shot him... he's mine!
12) wake

you just wake up.
13) recognize

It's Death! I recognize him
14) throw

Wow, he threw us under the bus,
15) prove

Incidentally, I've also prove
16) rob

are rob me blind.
17) catch

Only one of you monkeys wasn't caught
18) wet

I wet the bed!

Adverbs

1) incidentally

Incidentally, I've also proven
2) asleep

We should fall asleep in this dream.
3) nicely

Wait nicely.
4) forever

We're staying in this dream forever.
5) exactly

Exactly like Chandler, always criticizing.
6) alone

Now, Simpson, how is it that you alone
7) perhaps

Well, perhaps I can help.
8) deep

Deep down, I must be feeling guilty
9) late

MONA: You got home hours late with no fish.
10) actually

We're actually entering Dad's dreams?
11) kind

It's kind of embarrassing.
12) inside

Marge, it's not the diaper, it's what's inside.
13) along

And now you'd better run along, sweetheart.
14) later

It was only a few weeks later
15) together

A kid who can't keep his parents' marriage together
16) else

that allows you to enter someone else's dreams
17) ever

This is the best "I'm sorry" party Homer's ever thrown.
18) always

Exactly like Chandler, always criticizing.

Adjectives

1) unguarded

Unguarded stuff...!
2) innermost

It's the land of my innermost thoughts
3) embarrassing

The one embarrassing thing I've never done!
4) moist

lying in a warm, moist bed,
5) foolish

Oh, you foolish man, if I unhook them now,
6) fond

and fond desires.
7) foul

Did you guys see that stupid foul call
8) merry

What brings thy merry band to Stratford's plains?
9) tackle

I'm in charge of the tackle box
10) drunk

MOES: In this place mothers are for drunk driving.
11) weird

That would be weird,
12) intermediate

In my dreams, I'm an intermediate skier!
13) stupid

Did you guys see that stupid foul call
14) okay

It's okay, Abe.
15) alive

Mona you're alive?
16) blind

are robbing me blind.
17) warm

lying in a warm, moist bed,
18) secret

that is causing your father's secret shame.

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