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00:23:10
Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer
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one corncob holder for Christmas?
Smithers, We need to cancel the 10:30 spirit.
What kind of a cheapskate gives you
I don't know, eyelash curler?
All righty then.
Yeah, last year I broke it just so the repairman would come.
I don't know, eyelash curler?
Um, walkie-talkie don't count as two presents.
Um, walkie-talkies don't count as two presents.
Well, that curled my lash, but good for you.
this ballpark is shorter in left field than right.
Ah, just snowflake on my mustache.
MARGE: Hello.
and electrocute on Christmas Eve.
(scoff) It's 9:10 a.m.
VIN SCULLY: ...and the baseball exclaim
(shriek)
(growl)
was overturn in the sequel. (chuckles)
(imitate car chirp)
(sigh heavily)
I'm afraid we've awoken a needy giant.
My religion prohibit me from taking advantage
Well, that curl my lashes, but good for you.
declare this man to be Santa Claus,
'Cause you deserve the best.
You know, ironically, in India, they did use the money
("Someday at Christmas" plays)
(sighs heavily)
This thing basically has no winners.
Tight as a drum.
And I certainly... Aah!
For it not to have been completely his fault.
Well, if I got to spend Christmas Eve alone,
Or a crazy one that's pretty entertaining.
(groaning) Maybe a drink
HOMER: Especially this time.
for fat guys being late tonight!
So, uh, rather than call or knock,
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(playing bluesy riff)
and some ungraded papers,
I don't want to be a jaded ten-year-old like you!
We've got a film about a nutty professor... Ooh.
The guy with the smelly pants,
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Any uplifting holiday movies?
I'm afraid we've awoken a needy giant.
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You have every right to be furious.
Sure, but y-your eyelashes are long and luxurious already.
Wow, Homer, you have a very generous side.