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00:21:02
Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer
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(chuckles) Deuce's Caboose, eh?
♪ Improving my vernacular, eating Cracker Jack-ular ♪
The first haw isn't that bad.
That's beet aioli.
HOMER: Stop forcing banter!
What rhymes with relish? ♪ Who could embellish you? ♪
wonderful bartender, Moe.
What's wrong, sweetie?
Beep-beep, beep-beep. Beep-beep, beep-beep.
Suddenly this hot dog-covered locomotive seems like a joke!
and I wanted to make the dope feel like a dingus.
is upside-down nerd, Milhouse Van Houten.
SKINNER: Attention,
I'm a self-hating chew.
You created Sunday so we can have brunch.
the one freeway chase that ends in failure.
This aggression shall not stand, so let us ride!
You're the next presenter!
♪ Food blog ♪ ♪ I really relish you ♪
I remember when you used to help me when I was choking.
and I'm with Homer Simpson, a man who just stole a caboose.
while we tune up our marriage.
was steam tubes filled with chicken asses.
A cinder block with a stretch-out belt
Aren't we just suppose to do the stories we want
it would be much appreciate.
You realize this will be my childhood memory,
I bet you're picturing me as a hot dog right now.
Well, it taught me a great coping skill.
If we split up, no one gets Homer!
People suck. They should just be grateful to be alive.
has been replace by food!
We come here every week, and you get lost.
And we forgot to bring diapers.
because they spent too much on the award show.
Well, Mr. Muntz, I just happen to have one of those "dingi"
I can barely remember the starting lineup
Basically, I'm just watching it like the rest of you.
For thine is the flower and the gravy forever.
Absolutely not!
Indeed.
I certainly hope that isn't your father's hot dog caboose.
Would you like some Kombucha Kimchi Mini Tacos instead?
Get 'em quick, before they're Sai-gone!
Oh! What else are you gonna change?
It sure is, Dad. It sure is.
There's always a weak link. There's always a weak link!
♪ Never know what he's gonna do! ♪
Aw, there are too many award shows.
that a snake couldn't fit its mouth around.
it would be much appreciated.
Damn it, we're even being beaten by Jimbo's podcast.
All right, but who's the boys?
for where you were. The best.
has instituted the following fun and nonnegotiable changes...
next to the bathroom, furth from the bar.
(upbeat instrumental music plays)
Beep-beep, beep-beep. Beep-beep, beep-beep.
But the second one is devastating.
I guess I just saw a jerk doing something lame,
People suck. They should just be grateful to be alive.
(upbeat instrumental music plays)
Please, O Lard, shower me with your divine grease
I'm saving a precious childhood memory!
♪ Bursting with joy, my day's been spectacular ♪
sad little boy, and I failed you.
There's always a weak link. There's always a weak link!
That is so stupid it must be the truth.
People suck. They should just be grateful to be alive.
So don't wait up for me, my sweet,
I'm the smart ball in the bag.
He just committed a series of serious crimes.