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00:23:14
Ellie Kemper, Jane Krakowski, Tituss Burgess
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Well, we can do a toenail re-sizing.
Aw, did you screw the pooch?
He prepared a monologue from an episode of Maury
The fuzz! The fuzz!
And these frown lines, we'll flump-up, you know.
Carry my purse and this bag with sneaker.
That's like asking me which one of my children's placenta
Oh, my God, what a moron!
So that's just your natural crotch structure?
Can I borrow $5, a lint brush, a stick of gum, and your shoes?
My nemesis, the man who stole my career.
This brow furrow, zap.
is that Bum Fights DVD.
From the bunker?
Pardon?
with this audition of yours.
Are you a coal miner, submarine captain?
Are you a coal miner, submarine captain?
they've been parking him down as "abduct."
This afternoon, six cast members were critically injure
as "the most flying Spidermen ever assemble
Even if I beg you to stop,
In true Broadway fashion, producers insist
Exactly. Most actors will be scare away,
Like, the other day, I smash one of those...
I was saying that we now validate parking,
of Tony Danza that I borrow from my dry cleaners.
even if I scream no.
and do a series of leg and arm pose
I must've blink and missed it.
which remind me, we've got to rebook Mrs. Cohen.
My nemesis, the man who stole my career.
It smell like lavender, oh, and the beach.
he was shot in the face.
It's scientifically prove that if you look good on the outside,
after being struck by a falling Spiderman.
Now, Kimmy, I want you to count backwards from ten.
Hey, I should come visit you sometime.
and instantly gone.
Why would someone throw out a perfectly good TV?
Apparently, all these days that you've been picking him up,
Absolutely no sun damage.
Exactly. Most actors will be scared away,
Earlier today, tragedy striking the new musical
I will have approximately three seconds
Dr. Franff said called and said he could see me immediately,
You know, sometimes I get mad for no reason.
Can we use this one I made at the arcade instead?
And your nose is super skinny.
It's called outside-in living, Kimmy.
you actually become confident and happy.
Then think about baby ducks, so your eyes look kind.
isn't going to fix what's wrong inside.
As soon as you see the light, you hand me the next costume,
People say, "Titus, why do you have a nonworking television
Find that small unbreakable you inside yourself and...
And your nose is super skinny.
drive across country staying in haunted B&Bs.
I mean, rude!
Why is she not asleep?
you know, a fascinating transition.
But you've clearly experienced a tremendous amount of stress.
was the most delicious.
I mean, if I can get rid of my scream lines...
Tomorrow we are going to put on our fanciest clothes,
Oh, Kimmy, I'm so excited for you.
Because you have very distinct scream lines.
You know, when I used to get really sad
♪ They alive, damn it ♪
You know, sometimes I get mad for no reason.
♪ I want to be proud ♪
Jacqueline, you look fantastic.