Name: Killing Utne
Released: 2016-11-29
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) fishiness

There is plenty of fishiness going on at ISIS without your balls.
2) tribesman

...the local Zambezi tribesmen called human flesh...
3) meatball

I think he's already being regaled. - PAM: Meatballs!
4) poon

Torvald is an incorrigible poon hound. - TORVALD: Ha, ha.
5) seep

There, there. Let that calcium citrate seep into your bones.
6) nightstand

I kept it on the nightstand to wake Nanny whenever Sterling wet the bed.
7) admirer

I am a great admirer. - You know he's not the shot-putter, right?
8) kilowatt

She probably uses the metric system. - Yeah, what do they use? Kilowatts?
9) douche

Ugh. The Organization of Douche Bags In... In...
10) grunt

[WOMAN GRUNTS THEN GUESTS GASP]
11) caterer

Do you mind? It's the caterer. - ARCHER: Right. Okay, sure.
12) gasp

[WOMAN GRUNTS THEN GUESTS GASP]
13) circumstance

Nyet. Under no circumstance are you to harm the hostess. Who, um...
14) temptation

Yes, frestelse. It means "temptation."
15) archer

ARCHER: Then we need to lock down your cover story. And, uh...
16) pascal

No, in this case it would be pascal. - Ugh. Hey, Europe, be gayer.
17) toast

Torvald, a toast? - Sure, go crazy.
18) barbecue

...try to explain this little barbecue to the co-op board.

1) regale

I think he's already being regale. - PAM: Meatballs!
2) detest

I think you'll be very surprised by... - I detest surprises.
3) tempt

Oh, Torvald. I am very tempt.
4) swear

You poison my food over a contract? - Torvald, I swear I didn't...
5) disappear

Nobody, that's why I'm late. Woodhouse just disappear.
6) poison

You poison my food over a contract? - Torvald, I swear I didn't...
7) steal

People with servants, idiot. - If they steal pills...
8) smell

And what is this we're eating? - It smell vaguely poisonous.
9) integrate

He's a fully integrate multi-fetish artificial being.
10) shut

That is the most disgusting... - Shut up. Shut, shut. And the best part...
11) shoot

Who are also shoot blanks.
12) pour

UTA: Why don't you just pour it on everybody's?
13) throw

Then I throw myself in front of Utne, shielding him with my supple body...
14) promise

Tomorrow, liebchen, I promise, but to...
15) capture

I feel that Carina better capture my sensual womanhood.
16) decide

I have an inbox? - Utne decide which spy agency...
17) lock

...and I need you ready, lock and loaded.
18) gun

...as you're gun down by ISIS agents.

1) outwards

...that exact moment to explode outwards. - What?
2) insanely

...gets the insanely lucrative UN contract.
3) outward

CYRIL: ODIN gets to go on Outward Bound. - MALORY: ODIN can suck it. Now shoot.
4) technically

Wash-and-fold, technically. - ISIS needs that UN contract.
5) temporarily

WOODHOUSE: Only temporarily, sir.
6) literally

No, I just meant like she literally killed somebody.
7) loud

Just strange to hear it out loud.
8) damn

Fister Roboto wouldn't take that. - He's just too damn sensitive.
9) besides

And besides, we're not going far.
10) obviously

What do you mean "with"? - Against. Obviously. Duh.
11) normally

Normally I wouldn't, but Malory... - But that's ISIS for you.
12) absolutely

...so absolutely nothing can go wrong.
13) exactly

MALORY: Exactly. All right, drop them there...
14) alone

But suave master-spy, Sterling Archer, stands alone.
15) actually

Ooh. See, here's the thing... - We're actually together.
16) kind

I think they're kind of sexy.
17) far

And besides, we're not going far.
18) together

Ooh. See, here's the thing... - We're actually together.

1) incorrigible

Torvald is an incorrigible poon hound. - TORVALD: Ha, ha.
2) sullen

And I don't want another one of your sullen whores using my medicine cabinet...
3) passable

Destiny? No, she's not passable. With that Adam's apple...
4) suave

But suave master-spy, Sterling Archer, stands alone.
5) azerbaijani

Give me that. Some idiot dropped a fish ball on my Azerbaijani rug.
6) supple

Then I throw myself in front of Utne, shielding him with my supple body...
7) rhetorical

Well? - Oh, was that not rhetorical?
8) tempting

Tell me, my dear, is it tempting?
9) lucrative

...gets the insanely lucrative UN contract.
10) disgusting

Get away from me, you disgusting woman.
11) pathetic

MALORY: You're next. - ARCHER: Cyril, that was pathetic.
12) sensual

I feel that Carina better captures my sensual womanhood.
13) gigantic

This Archer is a gigantic douche bag.
14) unresolved

Because I think you have some serious and unresolved issues with your father.
15) disturbing

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - I find your mannish hands disturbing.
16) ridiculous

You brought this ridiculous thing. - Is it so ridiculous...
17) rotten

Rotten gravlax, sex-bots, and, uh...
18) awful

...next to that awful Louis Quinze repro.

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