Name: Pipeline Fever
Released: 2016-11-29
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) jillion

...about a jillion more times, Lana, see if that helps.
2) ruiner

Some kind of dry-ice bomb? Ugh! Yes, ruiner of explanations.
3) stewardess

STEWARDESS: Ugh.
4) environmentalist

Since when are you such a radical environmentalist?
5) crawfish

...and a side of crawfish étouffée? I'm not sure I'm gonna like it.
6) dachshund

With the old ones you could flush a dachshund puppy.
7) decency

For God's sake, Pam. Have you no sense of decency?
8) murderer

How's it feel to be a murderer?
9) gator

But I do really wish there was a gator. Hey, come on, not even as a joke, Lana.
10) launcher

But there's a pig launcher here. ARCHER: Is that what it sounds like?
11) intimacy

I know. You lose. I think your biggest fear is intimacy.
12) afro

I forgot about that afro. You know what?
13) swamp

Runs right underneath these swamp, supplying almost 20 percent...
14) rhino

One lousy black rhino, one lousy Bengal tiger.
15) fixture

...putting low-flow fixture on plumbing.
16) perimeter

So we'll set up a defensive perimeter at the launcher and catch him when he tries.
17) mosquito

...and I get mosquito and no beer and not laid. How could this get any...?
18) archer

ARCHER: Oh, man, is this great? LANA: No, Archer.

1) distil

So if the gator-poop water is too dirty... Yeah, we need distil water.
2) enrage

Yeah, I think that's what enrage him.
3) explode

Pressure builds until it explode. How long does that take?
4) disappear

Thirty acres of wetlands disappear every single day...
5) borrow

Borrowed it from Woodhouse. Archer, what the shit?
6) steal

I would've been here sooner, but you stole my boat.
7) organize

But back then you just organize peaceful protests.
8) refuse

Since you refuse to help... You don't need help to get drunk.
9) drag

Hey, I just drag this damn boat through a mile of my three biggest fears...
10) shut

Wow, speaking of disastrous... Speaking of shut up.
11) burn

What? You still would've burn your hands reaching in here.
12) shit

Oh, you are shit me. I know, right?
13) realize

That's when I realize I had to lead the fight...
14) pour

...but holy shit, Lana, I pour my heart out, and you just throw it right back in my face?
15) bet

I bet you probably eat veal.
16) seal

Combine them in a seal container and you've got yourself...
17) pump

...but all you care about is how much gas you pump out.
18) catch

That's, like, a thousand miles away. Three years ago, they caught a 9-foot croc...

1) technically

So technically, I saved the pipeline. Yeah, you're the best.
2) incredibly

I'll keep feeling this incredibly vibrant and alive?
3) barely

Stupid efficient Canadian light bulbs. I can barely even see what I'm doing.
4) somewhat

And if you're hot, and also somewhat bitchy, drink a beer.
5) obviously

What is wrong with you? I obviously don't...
6) definitely

No, he's definitely wounded.
7) forever

...and I haven't had a vacation in forever.
8) possibly

Yeah, good, great idea. Do the one thing that could possibly make it hotter.
9) exactly

...so I wouldn't exactly call it a vacation.
10) almost

Runs right underneath these swamps, supplying almost 20 percent...
11) actually

That actually feels way better.
12) kind

...so it kind of equals out. Can we change the subject?
13) soon

Nothing soon, if people like you keep destroying the environment.
14) enough

GRAY: Destroying his habitat isn't enough? Wha...?
15) later

Three weeks later I was in Tunisia, killing a different man.
16) currently

In that inky black water. Into which we are currently sinking.
17) though

Still got the cooler though, so...
18) far

Alligators, by far the biggest.

1) enraged

And so now all 20 enraged feet of him is swimming around out there.
2) idiotic

Is it as idiotic as your other plan? That's how brainstorming works, Lana.
3) rhetorical

ARCHER: Was that rhetorical? LANA: Archer.
4) terrifying

Nothing. It can happen anywhere at any time, that's why it's terrifying.
5) depressing

Oh, my God, that's depressing. Sorry.
6) shattered

What is it? Shattered dreams.
7) fragile

Come on, this is a very fragile ecosystem. Too fragile to spare one trout?
8) ridiculous

Dump them on the street with those ridiculous light bulbs.
9) vibrant

I'll keep feeling this incredibly vibrant and alive?
10) rotten

Smells like rotten meat. Also, yes.
11) defensive

So we'll set up a defensive perimeter at the launcher and catch him when he tries.
12) peaceful

But back then you just organized peaceful protests.
13) lean

...we are going to make this place lean and green.
14) fatal

And so you've memorized every fatal alligator attack?
15) slight

The slight reduction of power could put lives at risk.
16) radical

Since when are you such a radical environmentalist?
17) drunk

Since you refuse to help... You don't need help to get drunk.
18) violent

Shut up. But, Josh, seriously, do you really think the ends justify such violent means?

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