Name: The Wind Cries Mary
Released: 2016-11-17
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) doohickey

CYRIL: The doohickey says he's about 30 minutes away.
2) henhouse

Ever think of that? That maybe there's a fox in the henhouse?
3) tranquilizer

...shooting tranquilizer darts at the world's shittiest pet.
4) innuendo

And your little, whatever, gay innuendo don't even merit a--
5) lemur

Wait a minute. Yeah, that lemur is hosed.
6) mustache

This mustache on a penis is Rodney.
7) quack

...and quack like a duck and murders a bunch of its fellow ducks--
8) wad

LANA: And yet you found room for a 20-page wad of Pam's stupid peer review!
9) parka

...two each arctic camouflage parka and pant and...
10) frat

Meathead frat-boy asshole jock maybe, but no, definitely not gay.
11) tangerine

As a tangerine. In jean shorts.
12) ration

Fourteen days survival ration, two night vision goggle...
13) treason

Yeah, so, uh, about un-framing you for treason and murder.
14) espionage

Yeah, it's espionage.
15) embarrassment

All the better. Saves us the embarrassment of my snubbing you.
16) rampage

Okay. I got an El Camino full of rampage here, so what's the plan?
17) bearer

And ten million dollars in bearer bonds.
18) camouflage

...two each arctic camouflage parka and pant and...

1) outrank

And I'm telling you these reviews are mandatory and since I outrank you--
2) vomit

When Ron said we were going on a cruise, I almost vomit blood.
3) disguise

...cleverly disguise as a large man.
4) slap

...and play an acoustic set while I slap some sense into you.
5) sneak

...I snuck into your room with a big bottle of suntan oil...
6) swear

I swear to God, you people... Just say the word on the nerve gas.
7) owe

Feel like I owe you a freebie after the Whole ant-Krieger thing.
8) disappear

...the bad guys and the money had all disappear.
9) tear

Oh, man, back when we were training together, we tore it up!
10) steal

...who had stolen enough uranium for a dirty bomb.
11) acquire

...Troy acquire real uranium. Even classicer.
12) fake

What, no, I bet he fake his own death so he can expose the mole.
13) shut

Shut up. Everyone shut up, because item six:
14) suppose

Where are we suppose to eat lunch if you close the break room?
15) invite

Yeah. Because you weren't invite.
16) shoot

...blaze orange is the safest color to wear to avoid being accidentally shot at.
17) lie

...on and on, it's all just secrets and lie, man.
18) crash

The plane he escaped in crash in Vermont.

1) figuratively

Well, figuratively. if it was literally...
2) insanely

If he is! Because you've always been insanely jealous of my friends!
3) secretly

Jesus, clean the secretly-gay-for-Lucas-Troy
4) desperately

I assume. And desperately hope.
5) intentionally

Aah! What about intentionally shot at?
6) accidentally

...blaze orange is the safest color to wear to avoid being accidentally shot at.
7) seemingly

Talk to Pam today, because somehow and seemingly impossibly soon...
8) nowhere

Because I had nowhere to put it!
9) wherever

Wherever you'd like.
10) literally

I know, this is a lot to process. No, like, literally.
11) somehow

Talk to Pam today, because somehow and seemingly impossibly soon...
12) somewhere

I'll be somewhere in or on top of my building...
13) somewhat

Somewhat disagree? Somewhat shut up.
14) obviously

Well, obviously we are, because I just said "item six."
15) definitely

Meathead frat-boy asshole jock maybe, but no, definitely not gay.
16) forever

But I only did it because I wanted us to be together forever.
17) possibly

And B, why would you possibly have these?
18) absolutely

Absolutely. Just fill out these requisition forms, in triplicate.

1) unprepared

"Employee is often unprepared for important meetings."
2) irradiated

Oh, and let me know if you need a gallon of irradiated ants.
3) insulting

Archer, were you followed here? Wow, really? Okay, a little insulting.
4) understandable

[SLURRING] It's understandable. I mean, I'd do me.
5) jealous

...because you were jealous of our relationship.
6) imaginary

Hang on, let me check this imaginary list of all the people I report to.
7) neurological

Hopefully that's just neurological damage from scraping lead paint.
8) lame

Maybe you're lame. Maybe you can shut your dick-holster.
9) fond

Does he seem almost a little too fond of Troy?
10) insane

...is an insane response to your situation.
11) rogue

And my point is that pursuing a dangerous rogue agent...
12) supportive

...who cares about this being an efficient and supportive work environment.
13) cuban

Uh, yeah, tap-and-trace on the Cuban embassy.
14) dumb

Yours and mine, dumb-ass. Uh, you lost me.
15) arctic

...two each arctic camouflage parka and pant and...
16) apparent

Are you kidding? Dude, bros before apparent threats to national security.
17) fake

"Hey, stupid, here's your fake uranium," click, handcuffs, drops mic on stage.
18) optimal

...isn't the optimal time to do peer reviews.

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