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A field trip goes from awkward to mortifying as Jessi navigates the demands of coupledom and gets her first period -- inside the Statue of Liberty.
Uh, Jessi, are you okay? Should I get Coach Steve or a grownup?
You know, like when a meerkat comes up through the prairie,
Here you go, kiddo, for your... you know, ahem, your lady issues.
Oh, what are you, on your perio-- ulp!
the entryway for generations of "huddled masses."
Find the first seat that doesn't have a swastika carved in the back?
I mean, the dog had a hat and a raincoat, tiny fishing pole--
♪ When the ovum first descends ♪
This period hullabaloo will pass,
Oh, shit, what these motherfucker gonna do?
♪ Life's all heartache, cramp And bloating ♪
Uh, these are marshmallow.
Did you know that tampon are taxed as a luxury item?
the entryway for generations of "huddle masses."
♪ It is expel ♪
Find the first seat that doesn't have a swastika carve in the back?
♪ When the ovum first descend ♪
Okay, great. Should I keep a receipt, and you reimburse me later?
and then when I poop, it was red,
♪ Like your insides are exploding ♪
♪ 'Cause everybody bleed ♪
Maybe you can be the guy who jerk off in the corner.
And then I scare the hell out of a cat.
I do, I do. But my thinking on that has evolve.
I will make the Statue of Liberty disappear.
Did your heroin balloon burst inside your body?
-It's like genuinely not a big deal. -Hey, guys.
but let's say it's in Australia so it's upside down--
Frankly I'm not even sure what she sees in you.
-You don't send it lightly. -Still figuring out what to send back.
It's really honestly crazy.
Beautifully done, my little gyoza.
Girls love that, especially when it comes out of nowhere
Actually, I have to wet it manually every hour. It's a real nightmare.
No, I forgot when I publicly ejaculated.
Yeah, surely.
Do you think she's not, like, good old Jessi anymore?
then suddenly we're sitting in the back of the bus with the couples.
AKA where we're going on our class trip today, kiddo.
No, no, no, no. Don't sit with the kid with the rolly backpack.
Your booty is bangin' in those white shorts, you little fox.
What sadistic female-hating janitor stocks this bathroom?
-Isn't that exhausting? -I'm telling you, bro, it's great.
Typical imperialist patriarchy.
♪ And leave a shameful stain ♪
I was dishonest before about beating the buzzer, so...
♪ And it's expelled With the uterine lining ♪
Jessi's ice cream was menstrual blood.
-No, I've seen it. -Fun and playful, but also--
That's so sweet. Look how awkward they are.
Of course, just you and me and that gigantic 9/11 towel.
Okay, Lola. Wow. She gets so jealous when I talk to, like, anything.