Name: The Waldo Moment
Released: 2018-02-13
Cast: Daniel Lapaine, Hannah John-Kamen, Michaela Coel

1) bollock

Well I don't know! Not just "bollock to everything".
2) vapidity

(TV) 'And yet accusations of vapidity aside,
3) knobber

And by "him" I mean me, knobber!
4) triviality

And why do we waste our time with animated trivialities like him?
5) faker

Seriously, she's faker than him.
6) arsehole

Say, "You arsehole aren't going to vote for me,
7) nihilist

nihilist "democracy sucks" thing, yeah, is kind of wack-a-doo,
8) catchphrase

unlock new stuff like catchphrase and a little hat 'n' that.
9) groomer

Shamed super groomer and all-round pillock of the community
10) pushchair

Mum with a pushchair - drag her into it.
11) fez

that if they recommend it to a friend it unlocks a little fez for Waldo.
12) lordship

Ooh, "converse", Your Lordship!
13) monologue

Nothing huge, Conor wanted the Jacko gag for the monologue, so...
14) disdain

Cartoons don't play by the rules and Waldo's open disdain
15) quid

The first man to hit him gets 500 quid!
16) troupe

You were in a sketch troupe
17) accusation

(TV) 'And yet accusation of vapidity aside,
18) crusader

What, the crap crusader?
19) ditto

Yeah, ditto,
20) assassin

He's the perfect assassin.
21) applause

APPLAUSE
22) insult

Don't vote for me. I'm an insult.
23) pardon

Pardon?

1) debase

I think that this puppet's inclusion on this panel debase the
2) devastate

Well, obviously, I'm absolutely devastate that you're upset...
3) snub

Hey, I'm being snub!
4) entitle

and believed you were entitle to everything.
5) neutralize

ultimately neutralizing seriously effective dissent?
6) overtake

You overtook that Lib Dem prick...
7) lash

I was lash out. I wasn't even articulate -
8) smother

process of debate, and smother any meaningful discussion of the issues.
9) preach

If you were preach revolution, well that'd be something,
10) beg

I beg your pardon.
11) smash

GLASS SMASHES
12) warn

'I warn you.'
13) poison

She looks like she's been poison.
14) restrict

I dunno. But he's from Washington and he's got my restrict number.
15) upset

Yeah, you were, you upset me.
16) remind

You remind everyone that's got the app
17) declare

Ladies... Ladies and gentlemen, please! I declare that Liam Monroe
18) unlock

it unlock loads of free shit, look.
19) doom

if that's, "doing well," then we are doom!
20) hack

Oh, so he wasn't hack after all.
21) deserve

You think you deserve respect.
22) shame

Shamed super groomer and all-round pillock of the community
23) argue

We have argue for a further reduction in the license fee...

1) madly

wanking madly at school kids.
2) realistically

So, realistically, I know there's not much of a chance, but...
3) presumably

That position, presumably, being hunched over
4) surprisingly

a man whose career can be summed up surprisingly quickly.
5) incredibly

It's been incredibly informative
6) accurately

an alleged comedian, more accurately.
7) literally

I'm not kidding, that's literally it.
8) hereby

and Hersham constituency, hereby give notice that the total number
9) meanwhile

(TV) Meanwhile, as support for Gwendolyn Harris
10) occasionally

and only occasionally inappropriate cool kids' TV character,
11) ultimately

ultimately neutralizing seriously effective dissent?
12) aside

(TV) 'And yet accusations of vapidity aside,
13) basically

Yeah, well. It's dick jokes at his expense basically.
14) personally

Personally, I don't understand why anyone's surprised...
15) obviously

Obviously, I wouldn't say that outside of this room,
16) apparently

Whose mum's in tonight, apparently.
17) apart

But apart from that...
18) absolutely

Well, obviously, I'm absolutely devastated that you're upset...
19) exactly

Not exactly like Batman.
20) perhaps

Perhaps we could get back...
21) quite

Oh, he's quite handsome, isn't he?
22) round

She actually gives less of a shit about anyone round here than
23) almost

Doesn't matter. Or funny, which is almost worse.

1) supe

Shamed supe groomer and all-round pillock of the community
2) disenfranchised

Waldo, as a mascot for the disenfranchised, aren't you
3) wack

nihilist "democracy sucks" thing, yeah, is kind of wack-a-doo,
4) feeble

That's the sort of feeble excuse
5) undersigned

(TV) I, the undersigned,
6) stunned

(TELEVISION)'..Waldo the bear left Monroe in stunned silence.
7) embarrassed

The video's embarrassing. I'm embarrassed by it.
8) frightened

You're too frightened to take to the next level. Fine. I understand.
9) embarrassing

The video's embarrassing. I'm embarrassed by it.
10) fictional

But people have stood as fictional characters before.
11) absurd

If that thing is the main opposition then the whole system looks absurd.
12) addicted

Mr Monroe, are you addicted?
13) dumb

I'm not dumb or clever enough to be political...
14) fascinating

I think what you're doing with Waldo is fascinating.
15) viral

'In just three days, Waldo has gone viral.
16) informative

It's been incredibly informative
17) inappropriate

"resignation statement admits inappropriate correspondence
18) loud

I'm sorry. It's rather loud.
19) toxic

It's too toxic.
20) excited

Well, don't get too excited, I'm not sleeping in it.
21) surprised

I don't know why anyone's surprised the world's number one teen idol
22) authentic

And when he can't think of an authentic joke,
23) weird

Pop stars do believe in weird things.

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