Name: Rachel, Jack and Ashley Too
Released: 2020-07-29
Cast: Daniel Lapaine, Hannah John-Kamen, Michaela Coel

Words to remember

Nouns

1) hallucinogen

there are some mild hallucinogen I can recommend,
2) junket

that deals with press junket and promos and shit like that. [sighs]
3) mousetrap

working on your ground-breaking mousetrap alternative.
4) cramp

I had these god awful period cramp. [groans]
5) finesse

[Catherine] That gives us time to finesse her replacement.
6) crumb

The state requires them to be certified because the crumb, they attract rodents.
7) interceptor

-using a temporal interceptor. -[beeps]
8) doodle

Yeah, well, at least I'm not some cookie-cutter cutesy doodle,
9) brownie

It's chocolate fudge brownie. Your favorite.
10) rodent

Do you have any idea how long it takes a rodent to die
11) vowel

every vowel, every syllable we used for the voice of the Ashley Too dolls.
12) niece

a day her niece almost died.
13) verve

♪ So full of ambition and verve ♪
14) stash

I powdered your pill stash and put it in your food.
15) shellfish

We didn't even know she had a shellfish allergy.
16) overhaul

Your pest control policy needs a serious overhaul, my friend.
17) sweetheart

It looks beautiful, sweetheart.
18) bullshit

The other day I walk in and she's writing some obtuse bullshit
19) taco

I used to eat those shrimp taco all the goddam time.
20) fudge

It's chocolate fudge brownie. Your favorite.
21) brace

so I made out with his brother, Stevie, even though his brace scratched my teeth.
22) shrine

Oh, yeah, you got the full shrine going on here.
23) restraint

The good news is the restraint system works.
24) ambition

♪ So full of ambition and verve ♪
25) boo

Welcome back, still to come, Tusk makes a boo boo on a British TV show
26) asshole

It's alright for you two able-bodied asshole sitting around.
27) sensation

But first, an exclusive update on tragic pop sensation, Ashley O.
28) crush

Really? Senior high, I had, like, a major crush on Ryan Simmonds,

Verbs

1) recoup

We're talking sunk costs. Ashley Toos haven't recoup yet,
2) pluck

[pluck strings to muffled music on headphones]
3) stun

[Todd] Six months ago, millions were stun to learn
4) stabilize

[Jackson] Yeah, I've stabilize it and got it playable.
5) beg

[sobs] Please, I'm beg you,
6) toss

-Where's Ashley? -I toss her out.
7) swear

and I swear, when I told her what had happened to the real Ashley,
8) freak

Ashley Too freak out.
9) interrupt

Why are you interrupt me?
10) poison

when it's eaten the poison bait in one of these?
11) deserve

♪ I'm going to get what I deserve ♪
12) mess

I mess it all up.
13) scratch

so I made out with his brother, Stevie, even though his braces scratch my teeth.
14) trap

You feel trap here.
15) attract

The state requires them to be certified because the crumbs, they attract rodents.
16) gather

as stunned fans gather to stand vigil.
17) suffer

had suffer a catastrophic allergic reaction while dining at home.
18) belong

♪ It belong ♪
19) pitch

always pitch perfect, bringing her A-game.
20) extract

[Catherine] You said you extract a song from her overnight. Is that it?
21) shut

You shut up.
22) powder

I powder your pill stash and put it in your food.
23) slip

She slip into a coma, where she remains to this day.
24) introduce

as we introduce you to a brand-new, yet strangely familiar, superstar.
25) lie

So, you lie?
26) realize

[whispers] You realize that's not the real Ashley.
27) wake

and so when I wake up I have to really quickly write it down
28) rush

She's been rush to St. Juniper's ICU.

Adverbs

1) someway

And I just knew there had to be someway to get this out to her fans.
2) sadly

has been sadly unable to participate...
3) incredibly

But incredibly, Ashley's music career didn't end there,
4) precisely

I know precisely what you know.
5) wherever

♪ Oh, honey We'll go dancing wherever you choose ♪
6) basically

Basically a prisoner.
7) overnight

[Catherine] You said you extracted a song from her overnight. Is that it?
8) apparently

apparently over battery issues,
9) definitely

Yep, you're definitely gonna wanna take a look down here.
10) possibly

on whether Ashley herself can possibly recover,
11) normally

I don't think that's normally there.
12) nearly

OK, just a few more steps. We're nearly there.
13) exactly

I... don't exactly have many friends.
14) alone

-[Rachel] Leave her alone. -Her?
15) fucking

-You eat the rest, I'm fucking sick. -Sit down, you little ingrate.
16) finally

Finally,
17) behind

and we are way behind on the next album.
18) extra

I'll hit the gym extra hard tomorrow.
19) recently

But China has recently shut its doors...
20) round

-[both Ashleys] There's a door round back. -OK, one at a time, please.
21) almost

a day her niece almost died.
22) super

My mom was super into them, so...
23) actually

Actually, the reason I'm here is...
24) kind

Uh, I don't know, they kind of haven't spoken to me yet.
25) inside

I need to get inside to get that evidence.
26) along

-I see you singing along. -[applause]
27) enough

Ahh, I don't know, I don't think I'm good enough.
28) later

Uh... A little later, maybe.

Adjectives

1) obtuse

The other day I walk in and she's writing some obtuse bullshit
2) watertight

Your contract's watertight, it doesn't expire until you turn 25.
3) unconfirmed

Unconfirmed reports say she is in an irreversible coma.
4) irreversible

Unconfirmed reports say she is in an irreversible coma.
5) lucrative

the most lucrative aspect of the music industry.
6) stunned

He's just stunned,
7) catastrophic

had suffered a catastrophic allergic reaction while dining at home.
8) unpredictable

You've seen her, she's unpredictable.
9) jealous

-[Rachel] You're jealous. -Of a doll?
10) imaginary

-An imaginary friend. -For my birthday, please.
11) exhausted

Never exhausted, never sick,
12) invaluable

but the Ashley Too vocal mimicry software proved invaluable
13) motivational

We could try a makeover or I could read motivational quotes from inspiring women.
14) fragile

She doesn't understand how fragile all this is.
15) scalable

And when I say, "scalable," I mean scalable.
16) tragic

This tragic news comes days after the final performance...
17) alright

It's alright for you two able-bodied assholes sitting around.
18) versatile

and versatile holographic performer in history.
19) awful

I had these god awful period cramps. [groans]
20) temporal

-using a temporal interceptor. -[beeps]
21) urgent

The lady of the house said it was super urgent.
22) remarkable

thanks to a remarkable technological leap.
23) dramatic

[news reporter] Dramatic breaking news, here on USN this evening,
24) desperate

desperate to break away.
25) technological

thanks to a remarkable technological leap.
26) brilliant

What's the next phase of your brilliant plan?
27) damn

an act that will make the live audience put down their damn phones,
28) incredible

[Ashley Too] Rachel, you look incredible.

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