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00:21:33
Andy Samberg, Stephanie Beatriz, Terry Crews
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I looked into the baby masks the perp were wearing,
Terry, carabiner suck.
The trash cans, the van, the jumpsuit,
"code chartreuse" means "the recruiter
He is blotter dynamite.
He's not gonna be impressed by your sunglass choreography.
Look at all this swag I got:
Sir, we think sarge is going to accept copperhead's offer.
[laughs] milo, this is my friend jake.
Look, just ask milo the bartender, all right?
Barrel proof bourbon, neat, orange soda chaser.
With some sort of bleach solution.
Never is not just a crater on mars.
Infused with lavender and love.
So we swab the whole van.
Okay, it's a private bar, not a haunt motel.
Jake, your taquitos explode in the toaster oven.
Jake, he's a highly decorate detective.
She gets nervous and tuck her hair
He's not gonna be impress by your sunglass choreography.
It's about me and how you are abandon me to these squares.
This isn't gonna be that thing where you pretend you got
Get in there and bust up her date.
(dave) remind me of a murder I worked a few years back.
So the van was stolen from a rental lot
Three weeks ago and dump here yesterday.
I mean, technically it's from a sheep's breast.
Tonight I'm gonna fall asleep in a real movie theater.
Hey, can I talk to you for a second privately?
From this point on, it's strictly dating criminals.
I thought I was perfectly clear.
But apparently, he thought it was a date.
You can always send them to jail forever.
Tons of paperwork, and a case is never truly done
Exactly, nice and clean.
(amy) ahh, look who's finally here.
Okay, I almost feel weird saying this,
(gary) well, actually, I'm not here for you.
And things have been kind of flirty lately.
I'd expect this pettiness from a spineless amoeba like charles,
You know, the funny thing is, cagney naps better,
Talk about a curbside drop-off.
His arrest numbers are staggering.
(gina) disappointing.
It's meant to be devastating.
You guys are unbelievable.
Because he's so muscular and in command of his finances?
Barrel proof bourbon, neat, orange soda chaser.
His conviction rate is magnificent.
Because I like her and I'm too dumb to do anything about it.
You're upset that terry would even consider
So unexpected.