Name: Baby's First Demon
Released: 2017-08-30
Cast: Holly Marie Combs, Alyssa Milano, Brian Krause

1) me.

- Hello. - Don't "hello" me.
2) cowry

Pretty basic stuff. I just enchanted a few cowry shells.
3) sicko

Then we could find out what sicko is in the market to buy him.
4) invincibility

It's okay. He's got that invincibility thing going on.
5) appendage

it's kind of the name of the appendage that he has
6) godmother

Fine, but I am the baby's godmother. It's my job to protect it,
7) kidnap

Oh, right. Okay, so there was another kidnap attempt?
8) bullpen

I always pictured a newspaper bullpen as being a little more...
9) leech

The task these leech seek you for will bring only death and destruction.
10) brat

I told you that the little brat had a force field protecting it.
11) boar

The eyes of two dozen adult brown bats and a large boar's tongue, please.
12) parenthood

Poor Paige. She's getting all the hassles of parenthood
13) nephew

Why, because she wants to watch her nephew sleep?
14) neighbour

Well, the neighbour who don't already think we're crazy, now officially do.
15) orb

I don't understand, why didn't you just orb for me
16) billboard

She has billboard, she's done guest spots on local radio shows,
17) bastard

Pitiful little bastard. Even a girl like you could take them.
18) jerk

I say we bypass the Hawker and go for the jerk that hired him

1) overcharge

I guess I overcharge it.
2) vanquish

Right, but then we vanquish them, everyone they've ever met,
3) overwhelm

...you were right. I got overwhelm by the baby and I lost my voice.
4) foresee

What I have foresee is not to be ignored.
5) morph

You know, demons that morph into lamps, lamps that morph into demons,
6) disturb

and the boss said you shouldn't be disturb.
7) veto

Yeah, we already veto Clarence and Milton as well.
8) apologize

Yeah, I'm not. I only apologize when I'm wrong.
9) swear

I swear I could, with a little ranch dressing.
10) inspire

You were brave, and you inspire me to fight
11) heal

Me? Why? I'm heal.
12) curse

Look, I am sorry that the witch curse you.
13) warn

You did this to us. I warn you.
14) bust

So we bust out the family tree, hoping to find some new ideas.
15) doom

Doomed to feed on the magic of others forever.
16) settle

But I'm still having trouble letting go of the name we settle on.
17) bind

Growing up with your sisters, he was bound to be neurotic anyway.
18) mess

You have a really mess-up idea of customer service.

1) notwithstanding

Anyway, Wiccan rituals and fairy guards notwithstanding,
2) differently

What I'm wondering is what we could do differently with regard to content.
3) obviously

And obviously that has changed, as has a lot of things.
4) definitely

No, it's definitely Halliwell.
5) forever

- Well, he can't stay up there forever. - That's what we're here for.
6) absolutely

I didn't want to leave the house unless it was absolutely necessary.
7) properly

We were, we are, but to perform the ritual properly,
8) exactly

Which works how exactly?
9) earlier

It's okay. I fought fairy tales earlier this year.
10) alone

I mean, our sister went alone to demonville, she has no idea
11) behind

I was just hoping he would have left a little bit behind for Mama.
12) recently

Yes, you do. Until recently.
13) round

Work, "schmurk," I got baby pictures here. Gather round, people.
14) late

We'll meet again late this afternoon.
15) almost

They almost flew him out of the window.
16) actually

Yes. It is, actually. I need to go spend some time with him.
17) kind

We kind of need you to keep your job.
18) soon

Look, guys, he'll be here soon. And we can get a better read then.

1) badass

No. They were badass once,
2) pitiful

Pitiful little bastards. Even a girl like you could take them.
3) neurotic

which means at the very best, we end up with a neurotic infant.
4) demonic

"A breed of demon known for hawking magical goods at the demonic market."
5) invincible

Yeah, I guess I'm not so invincible anymore.
6) hectic

Well, he needs his rest. It's been a little hectic around here.
7) resilient

- How? - Because babies are resilient.
8) dissatisfied

- What? - I am a dissatisfied customer.
9) frightened

Oh, parasites? Should I be frightened?
10) undercover

based on her own undercover experience.
11) charmed

and pretend that we know how to get the Charmed Ones' baby.
12) enchanted

Pretty basic stuff. I just enchanted a few cowry shells.
13) risky

No, it sounds risky.
14) unbelievable

Unbelievable. And he says I have my priorities mixed up?
15) ridiculous

You know, which is ridiculous because I'm not his mom, I'm his aunt.
16) trivial

But we'll still be bound to this trivial existence.
17) unemployed

and Paige is unemployed, the cost of diapers...
18) ritual

- Every little bit helps. - All right. How's your ritual coming?

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