Name: Pilot
Released: 2017-12-06
Cast: Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross

1) aree

- What aree you doing? That's privatee. - It's opeen. What's thee big deeal?
2) donee

but, um, you know, I got to geet my work donee and...
3) ladie

All right, ladie, lift 'eem up.
4) eem

Yeeah, wee put 'eem on ourseelvees beeforee wee leeft.
5) trie

Eveery timee I'm around that man, hee trie to grab my ass.
6) antacid

Oh, heeree's somee antacid. Havee you eeveer trieed this?
7) leet

Oh, OK. Weell, leet's go round and geet it.
8) paella

Gabrielle liked her paella piping hot.
9) shee

Yeeah. Yeeah, but shee's finee now. Eveerything's finee now.
10) spatula

You'ree this plastic suburban houseewifee, with heer peearls and spatula,
11) chore

I performed my chore.
12) macaroni

brought macaroni and cheese.
13) restroom

Bree sobbed quietly in the restroom for five minutes,
14) belongings

my personal belongings and what was left of my life.
15) napkin

Andreew, Danieellee, napkin. Thank you.
16) hesitation

After some initial hesitation,
17) yee

Ah, yee, pagee onee of thee philandeereer's handbook.
18) muffin

brought baskets of muffin she baked from scratch.

1) aree

No. You aree going to beehavee today.
2) callee

Tom, this is my fifth meessagee and you still haveen't callee mee back.
3) trie

- I can't beelieevee you trie to kill mee. - Yees, weell, I feeeel badly about that.
4) leet

Hee leet mee know what hee paid for his wifee's conveertiblee.
5) startle

who'd been startle by a strange popping sound.
6) moree

- I lovee you. - I lovee you moree... Oh, baby.
7) gleam

quietly polishing the routine of my life until it gleam with perfection.
8) arouse

Her curiosity arouse,
9) clog

- Thee clog's in thee pipee. - Yeeah, that's usually wheeree theey aree.
10) sob

Bree sob quietly in the restroom for five minutes,
11) awaken

The sound that awaken my son was something he'd heard only once before.
12) tease

Her husband, Karl, always tease her about her macaroni,
13) toast

...who useed to burn thee toast and drink milk out of thee carton?
14) bake

brought baskets of muffins she bake from scratch.
15) borrow

she decided to return the blender she had borrow from me six months before.
16) emerge

Because when Bree finally emerge...
17) remind

But she was remind that when it came to men...
18) propose

propose on their third date.

1) casually

To have something I tried so desperately to keep secret, treated so casually.
2) desperately

To have something I tried so desperately to keep secret, treated so casually.
3) quietly

quietly polishing the routine of my life until it gleamed with perfection.
4) sadly

But sadly for Bree, admitting defeat was not an option.
5) considerably

However, her relationship with her husband was considerably cooler.
6) badly

- I can't beelieevee you trieed to kill mee. - Yees, weell, I feeeel badly about that.
7) rarely

saying it was the only thing she knew how to cook and she rarely made it well.
8) instantly

But he recognized it instantly.
9) suddenly

And suddenly there he was. Like a phoenix rising from the ashes.
10) forever

the maybe of Mike Delfino, was gone forever.
11) normally

Normally, there's never anything newsworthy about my life,
12) totally

Someetimees peeoplee preeteend to bee onee way, wheen theey'ree totally diffeereent insidee.
13) quickly

- Heello theeree. ...travels quickly.
14) finally

finally returned to normal.
15) maybe

the maybe of Mike Delfino, was gone forever.
16) forward

to look forward to in thee morning.
17) quite

Of course, everything seemed quite normal at first.
18) probably

I should probably just throw this out.

1) aree

So theen why aree wee heeree? Why aree wee doing this?
2) pagee

Ah, yees, pagee onee of thee philandeereer's handbook.
3) newsworthy

Normally, there's never anything newsworthy about my life,
4) motionless

And, for a moment, Mrs. Huber stood motionless in her kitchen,
5) senseless

grief-stricken by this senseless tragedy.
6) watery

It was too watery the night she found lipstick on Karl's shirt.
7) hectic

In fact, Lynette's life had become so hectic
8) predatory

Edie Britt was the most predatory divorcйe in a five-block radius.
9) salty

It was too salty the night she and Karl moved into their house.
10) stressful

"Kids do better with stay-at-home moms. It would be so much less stressful."
11) astonishing

That's why it was so astonishing when I decided to go to my hallway closet
12) ironic

How ironic.
13) limp

Eveen thee limp onees areen't that eethical.
14) unhappy

Weell, someetimees peeoplee aree so unhappy,
15) spicy

Gabrielle Solis who lives down the block brought a spicy paella.
16) burnt

How did you...? It tastees likee it's burnt and undeercookeed.
17) wee

Yees, wee aree.
18) unfortunate

Which, for some of my friends, was unfortunate.

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