Name: The Gun Song
Released: 2017-12-12
Cast: Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross

1) greengrocer

The greengrocer, the post office? We shared a life together.
2) bondsman

The bail bondsman said he has to run a credit check,
3) temptress

To warn my flock when a temptress sits among us.
4) whiff

I don't know if you happened to catch a whiff of roy,
5) harlot

Some "redheaded harlot" in our midst
6) jezebel

(reverend green) she's a flame-haired jezebel!
7) pedicure

Can't enjoy a nice pedicure. Orson, hear me when I say this. It's over.
8) mucus

Lucas. It sounds like "mucus."
9) intermission

Okay, but intermission's only ten minutes.
10) vespa

You'd be too busy having sex on a vespa. You're right. My son's future is at stake.
11) moron

So I can smash it against the wall? Oh, you moron! There was no affair!
12) caterer

And our caterer just canceled. We know it's short notice.
13) loneliness

The loneliness was crippling.
14) waffle

Since when doyoumake waffle?
15) sweetie

No, sweetie. No.
16) asparagus

Of the onion and white asparagus tart.
17) intruder

That's true. I just need to feel that if an intruder broke in,
18) villain

Can a man branded a villain

1) molest

He was once molest by a clown.
2) snitch

About how you snitch on me to carlos?
3) spook

No matter how retiring or easily spook he might be.
4) betray

Boy, you trust someone, and they just betray you.
5) evade

About the time I evade the north korean border patrol
6) repent

You know I've repent. We--we can get past this.
7) preach

I suppose icould preach about tolerance today.
8) slap

It shows you slap a young girl across the face.
9) rot

Yeah, well, deep down, I hope she rot in jail.
10) insist

Mike insist that we name him after his dead grandfather. How did he die?
11) scare

(sighs) adam, what the-- you scare me half to death.
12) denote

Coined by the ancient greeks, it denote "purity."
13) spill

I spill my milkagain.
14) saddle

Saddled with the name "maynard." I don't see what the big deal is.
15) declare

I am not going to let you publicly declare
16) sacrifice

And sacrifice everything
17) unlock

You shouldn't keep your doors unlock, kathy.
18) settle

I know we settle on "conner,"

1) terribly

Would you mind terribly if I took your hand?
2) practically

I mean, that name is practically abusive. Yeah, think about your son.
3) purely

Does calling her a drug dealer prove she's purely evil?
4) incredibly

For what it's worth, I keep my floors incredibly clean.
5) afterwards

And we're all going out to dinner afterwards.
6) forever

So it's not like it's good-bye forever.
7) possibly

Possibly some of your neighbors.
8) truly

Does this mean she's truly innocent?
9) previously

Previously on...
10) exactly

Sounds exactly like what I need.
11) perhaps

I have to do something. Maybe not. We call gabrielle "gaby." I mean, perhaps
12) sometimes

But, you know, sometimes you get bored,
13) finally

Oh, you finally have a name.
14) deep

But deep down, she's a good person.
15) recently

Mrs. Scavo, we recently received
16) almost

Hey! Lunch is almost ready.
17) actually

Well, actually, I've been thinking about it.
18) soon

As soon I finish this,

1) unsaved

Kangwon province would still have 242 unsaved souls.
2) moonlit

Like the yalu river on a moonlit night.
3) unconscionable

You have done unconscionable things
4) sarcastic

So sarcastic, but what would you expect from a "lynette"? (scoffs)
5) disgusting

And a big, greasy, disgusting handyman
6) retiring

No matter how retiring or easily spooked he might be.
7) relieved

I don't know. I was just so relieved he was off the koreans,
8) awkward

Oh, this is a bit awkward,
9) roasted

Those with roasted green beans as our side dishes.
10) muscular

I prefer your more muscular brand of christianity.
11) abusive

I mean, that name is practically abusive. Yeah, think about your son.
12) ridiculous

Abuse? That's ridiculous.
13) rude

Well, I don't mean to be rude,
14) delighted

Well, I'd--i'd be delighted to speak to them, bree.
15) insane

(orson) you're insane! She is the most moral person I know!
16) bored

But, you know, sometimes you get bored,
17) peripheral

And no amount of flitting about in my peripheral vision
18) upset

Oh, reverend green, please don't be upset.

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