Name: Castle Party Massacre
Released: 2018-09-03
Cast: Abbi Jacobson, Eric André, Nat Faxon

1) rager

There shall be, tonight at the castle, a wicked rager,
2) flab

the flab on my arms said different. Poor Chazz.
3) crasher

Oh, no. Party crasher!
4) scrivener

"Embarrassed yet unbowed, the scrivener made his egress.
5) grog

[gasps] I'm gonna drink flaming grog from a baby skull.
6) liege

Don't worry, my liege. His lack of blood has put him in a delirious state.
7) lunatic

by a lunatic who doesn't work for the spa?
8) flue

Okay. Picking up the poker. Opening the flue, and...
9) immortality

We want immortality, that our names might live on for a hundred years.
10) stature

Before I left, I didn't have any idea that my size, my stature, was...
11) scribe

Who'd you hear that from? Get out of here, scribe guy.
12) booze

The hollowed-out one with the booze inside?
13) coward

[Bean] Fine, coward.
14) tummy

Not thinking about your tummy troubles now, are you?
15) slab

Have you ever been clamped down naked on a slab
16) gong

At the sound of the gong, let the ritual begin.
17) squirrel

-A little bug never hurt anyone. -What about that squirrel?
18) mover

the prime mover of history, the unseen hand.

1) destine

...and even though I knew I was destine for greatness,
2) chaperon

Uh, where's Bean? I thought you were supposed to be chaperon her.
3) behead

Oh, why did I behead everyone with a medical license?
4) enrage

Don't rattle the clamps. It enrage me.
5) embarrass

"Embarrassed yet unbowed, the scrivener made his egress.
6) summon

I've already summon the plumber.
7) overthrow

which most certainly was not overthrow by barbarians.
8) invent

ever since they were invent five years ago.
9) poke

-Does it hurt when I poke you like this? -Ow!
10) slap

Good, good. Now, how does it feel when I slap your belly like this?
11) scrub

Elfo, you scrub the blood off the walls, and I'll sweep up the crushed pretzels.
12) crush

Elfo, you scrub the blood off the walls, and I'll sweep up the crush pretzels.
13) remind

Your snowy hair and stormy breath remind me of my homeland.
14) caution

Let's make this night so legendary, they caution children about it.
15) assign

Take your assign positions and prepare for our sacred ceremony.
16) arise

"And they looked into each other's eyes, and the question arose.
17) fancy

I guess I've always wanted to watch the sunrise with a girl I fancy.
18) cure

-What the hell? -[Chazz] You're cure.

1) eloquently

I guess what I'm trying to get at, and not so eloquently, but...
2) inevitably

as they inevitably will,
3) someday

Wow, maybe someday you guys will play Cornchella.
4) sometime

Look, uh, maybe I'll see you sometime.
5) literally

I don't know. Has literally anyone other than you arrived?
6) forever

This shoddy kingdom is ours forever.
7) properly

Portcullis properly lowered to defensive position.
8) certainly

Certainly no religious sex magic rituals.
9) alone

She's standing there alone. You're all fueled up on cheese.
10) finally

I feel like I finally know why.
11) late

Too late. Tonight's turned into a carriage wreck.
12) almost

Yeah, the princess is almost never here.
13) actually

Actually, sorry, I'm late for a crusade.
14) kind

Her dad needs me for the Elixir of Life. It's kind of like insurance.
15) inside

because inside there is pain.
16) soon

Oh, you will soon, my sire.
17) later

Come back later with an open mind.
18) sort

I'm sorry. I'm sort of in the middle of someone right now.

1) unchaperoned

What? She's unchaperoned?
2) unbowed

"Embarrassed yet unbowed, the scrivener made his egress.
3) possessive

I'm all about possessive pronouns.
4) regrettable

[whispers] Often the most regrettable hookups.
5) unbridled

with olive skin and an unbridled sense of caution. [chuckles]
6) delirious

Don't worry, my liege. His lack of blood has put him in a delirious state.
7) bloated

Wait a minute. You named your pet squirrel Bloaty before he died and got all bloated?
8) lunatic

I wouldn't say I was locked up in a lunatic asylum because I was crazy.
9) misplaced

Hey, little guy, if I find so much as a misplaced hair when I get back,
10) snowy

Your snowy hair and stormy breath remind me of my homeland.
11) sassy

And your sassy friend, the talking cat.
12) unseen

the prime movers of history, the unseen hand.
13) flaming

[gasps] I'm gonna drink flaming grog from a baby skull.
14) imminent

Hear ye, hear ye! The return of King Zog is imminent.
15) immortal

[grunts] When I'm immortal, I'll have plenty of time to consider things.
16) delighted

Dance? Why, I'd be delighted. I love to dance.
17) ritual

At the sound of the gong, let the ritual begin.
18) inevitable

then keep drinking so the inevitable rejection doesn't hurt so bad.

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