Name: Battle of the Sexes
Released: 2018-12-16
Cast: Laura Dern, Justin Long, Bill Burr

1) fronton

She's wiping the fronton with him.
2) jockstrap

[Ernie] Check this little lady for chest hair and a jockstrap!
3) cesta

It's called a cesta, Chet.
4) stealer

Fucking golden-headed dream stealer. Chet is my friend.
5) beatnik

-I've done it four times. -Surfer beatnik.
6) waterbed

but I better go home and feed the fish in my waterbed
7) shrapnel

It looks like shrapnel, but not shrapnel.
8) motherfucker

get assassinated by some crazy motherfucker with three names...
9) bummer

You're being a real bummer, Frank.
10) upkeep

have Cape Canaveral named after me, pay upkeep for a fucking eternal flame.
11) fella

-Hi, fella! -What's going on, Frank?
12) alderman

to replace long-term alderman Edward Morewill,
13) bartender

Police then arrested this bartender for recklessly serving Jeffords.
14) cul

Hey, all right! A cul-de-sac party!
15) bun

♪ Chili dog in your bun ♪
16) jug

♪ Little brown jug how I love thee ♪
17) orphan

You're whining like a little war orphan there, Frank.
18) pong

ping pong, bowling, tavern darts,

1) smush

Smushed a Kennedy half dollar once.
2) assassinate

get assassinate by some crazy motherfucker with three names...
3) evoke

"Evokes pleasant memories."
4) redesign

This gate's being redesign to make room for our new 747.
5) swear

She swear worse than my dad.
6) cheer

Whoa! You cheer for the enemy, soldier?
7) remind

it remind me of being a little girl in my grandfather's butcher shop.
8) intend

Pun intend.
9) steal

Street signs get stolen.
10) settle

but once the dust settle, you'll be fine.
11) smell

-Sue's gonna really love it here-- -I smell cigars!
12) defeat

One year ago, at the Houston Astrodome, Billie Jean King defeat Bobby Riggs
13) arrest

Police then arrest this bartender for recklessly serving Jeffords.
14) attach

I got a case of little spoons, with necklaces attach.
15) suppose

How's anyone suppose to know we live on Beaver Boulevard?
16) invite

But I already invite Chet to come by and go over the plans for the--
17) appreciate

[both mutter] Work my ass off, nobody appreciate me.
18) pull

At this point last year, he pull out his gun

1) recklessly

Police then arrested this bartender for recklessly serving Jeffords.
2) improperly

Currently out on bail for petting a dog improperly and repeatedly.
3) sometime

You got to come down to the Air Force base sometime.
4) somehow

and somehow lives to tell the story.
5) damn

You're damn right it was.
6) aside

Step aside.
7) possibly

Quadruple match point... or possibly halftime.
8) certainly

-Ooh. -Well, that was certainly honest.
9) exactly

the handle looks exactly like the knife,
10) sometimes

Think of Timmy and give, because sometimes a man's got to--
11) fucking

-But that's a fucking great banner. -[glass shatters]
12) almost

But now she's making an epic comeback in this other almost sport.
13) outside

No going outside tomorrow, shine my shoes in the garage.
14) kind

This is just a Chet and me kind of thing.
15) soon

Soon, like the mighty phoenix,
16) far

So far, only one candidate is running to succeed Alderman Morewill:
17) together

I bankrupted myself to help put our company together,
18) else

Anyone else?

1) ungainly

It's ungainly, it's complicated,
2) dishwashing

Looks like it's dishwashing duty for you this week, honey.
3) quadruple

Quadruple match point... or possibly halftime.
4) jealous

Yeah. I guess I got a little jealous of him.
5) vicious

[Ernie] And a vicious smash by the Spaniard!
6) frustrating

and it was just frustrating to use it.
7) queer

What are you doing with this pack of queer-dos?
8) fried

just to lose to some white guy smelling like wet dog and fried bologna.
9) dumb

He's rebuilding his shit-ass, old, dumb fort.
10) blessed

-and we're gonna-- -Ah, the blessed event.
11) epic

But now she's making an epic comeback in this other almost sport.
12) eternal

have Cape Canaveral named after me, pay upkeep for a fucking eternal flame.
13) drunk

drunk driving charges were dropped against Mr. Jeffords.
14) damn

That bag of Bisquick never did a single damn thing for this neighborhood.
15) rough

Look, I know you've had a rough time here lately,
16) pleasant

"Evokes pleasant memories."
17) sad

I know you very sad, Sue,
18) stupid

Come on, you stupid cow.

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