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00:22:20
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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Me and Simens gave him a wedgie. Ha-ha-ha.
I'm tired of having to get a tetanus shot every time I get dressed.
Fine Italian craftsmanship."
Or have you been taking your grandma's glaucoma medicine again?
[ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS]
It was funny till I started feeling like I was in a coffin.
My mom fell asleep on my tummy and purred.
So great. Oh, we took a nap together today.
Free popcorn and candy any time I want?
Or have you been taking your grandma's glaucoma medicine again?
When, clearly, you are also the reincarnated spirit...
[SCOFFS]
She keeps squirm and trying to get away.
Dude, you don't have to brag. We got nothing here.
I bet he sensed that I was ready to have sex with another guy.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
"Stunning entertainment center, fine...
Oh. Um, Joey was born, and then 28 years later, I was robbed.
I just spelled the wrong word.
You'll have to pardon my roommate. He wanted to marry this.
So you got in voluntarily?
It's, like, eight pages. I hope I don't fall asleep.
I went to one where I wore a band uniform that you had to have specially made.
If it's possible, could you leave him somewhere...
Apparently not everyone is qualified to own wood and nails.
When, clearly, you are also the reincarnated spirit...
Hey, the ad alone cost 300 bucks.
Sometimes I come in here just to get away from it.
Wow. That's, uh... That's pretty nice.
But, um, maybe we can talk about something else.
Um, it was insensitive of me to say...
That's got to be embarrassing.
[SINGING] Dumb drunken bitch
Sturdy construction, tons of storage compartments.
Are you insane?
Just be a friend, okay? Be supportive.
[SINGING] Dumb drunken bitch
I'm tired of having to get a tetanus shot every time I get dressed.
You know, I think she's worried that she's gonna be replaced.
So you guys having any luck getting rid of the entertainment center?