Name: Bendin' in the Wind
Released: 2017-05-30

1) washboard

Bender, I want you to become my new washboard player.
2) crowbar

- # Don't melt me down into a crowbar # - # That suffers alone #
3) speedometer

Hey! The speedometer only goes up to 80.
4) minion

You, minion, lift up my arm.
5) thermos

- # Or a great big giant thermos # - # Giant thermos #
6) knuckle

One bowl of Jell-O knuckle, please.
7) fella

Whoa! Check out all those broken robots. Howdy, fella!
8) hydraulics

- What is it? Good news? - Bender, your hydraulics are shot.
9) gutter

We can't just dump him in the gutter like Grandma's ashes.
10) bum

But you will be in a minute! Bum-rush the stage!
11) kudos

Kudos, Bender. You got mangled, and now you're a singer.
12) ancestor

when performed by my ancestor, Art.
13) mister

Hey, mister, mind if I take this old van?
14) cuff

Quick, grab his foot cuff!
15) heap

Ladies, gentlemen, smoking heap of machinery...
16) gut

Well, everyone, prepare to get your gut kicked out by folk singers.
17) inhibition

screws up your inhibition unit and makes you sing folk songs.
18) opener

And nothing that can opener could ever do would be worse than that.

1) reinvent

even as he reinvent them, just like you.
2) heal

He heal with the power of laughter.
3) crap

but my crap body crap out on me.
4) dig

They dug up a bag of Olestra chips from my time.
5) screw

screw up your inhibition unit and makes you sing folk songs.
6) suffer

- # Don't melt me down into a crowbar # - # That suffer alone #
7) cure

Bender, you can move. You're cure.
8) hang

Aw, hang in there, folks.
9) invite

I invite you to come a-knockin'.
10) shoot

- What is it? Good news? - Bender, your hydraulics are shot.
11) kick

Well, everyone, prepare to get your guts kick out by folk singers.
12) lie

I'm really sorry I lie, Beck.
13) realize

you realize how much better life is without it.
14) crash

Mind if we crash here tonight?
15) bet

I bet before you know it, you guys'll be...
16) crack

# Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care #
17) catch

Hey, man, we caught your concert from here.
18) lock

- No. Why? - 'Cause it always lock up.

1) secretly

What? Who said anything about me secretly wanting to be a folk singer?
2) loud

- Come on. Give it up. - # I'll say it loud and sing it proud #
3) obviously

Obviously not, or I'd be strangling you right now.
4) apparently

Glad you like them. I've been making fine jewelry for years, apparently.
5) nearly

Last time, that magnetic psycho nearly cut my head off.
6) exactly

Exactly. I use those all the time in my music.
7) alone

Everybody leave me alone. I don't wanna be seen this way.
8) soon

Well, so long. Get well soon.
9) together

We can all get together for a big benefit concert in San Francisco.
10) usually

Thank you. That song doesn't usually last three hours...
11) ever

And nothing that can opener could ever do would be worse than that.
12) sure

Wow! We've sure got a lot in common, Beck.
13) always

- No. Why? - 'Cause it always locks up.
14) never

You'll never move again.
15) again

Wrong again, idiot. There is no gas.
16) too

I don't know, Fry. I think I'm too poor to follow a band around in a van.
17) around

I don't know, Fry. I think I'm too poor to follow a band around in a van.
18) down

There must be layers and layers of old stuff down there.

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