Name: A Leela of Her Own
Released: 2017-05-30

1) frijol

Come los Bean-Bay frijol, los frijol de los reyes.
2) laugher

Well, folks, it's only the fifth inning, but the Swedes have turned this one into a laugher,
3) ballplayer

for real female ballplayer to be taken seriously.
4) squeaker

Well, fans, Boston's turning the last game of the season into a real squeaker,
5) biped

Oh, thank you, magic biped!
6) footstep

Oh! Following in my footstep.
7) guano

We got guano, very fresh.
8) puke

and as soon as I stop hallucinating and blasting puke,
9) wad

Add a one and two zeroes in front of that, we got ourselves a wad.
10) chum

friendly blernsball game with chum pals.
11) pastime

Ah, the Earthican pastime, blernsball.
12) vomit

- I don't mean to offend, but this tastes like vomit. - Thank you.
13) pizzeria

Aw, don't cry, foreign people. I used to work in a pizzeria,
14) parlor

Now I'm more interested in that new pizza parlor across the street.
15) bum

The Mets? Those bum are worse than me.
16) batter

No batter, no batter!
17) autograph

Five bucks an autograph, 200 fans.
18) pinch

Now pinch-hitting for the Poindexters, Jackie Anderson!

1) fungo

Low? It was zero, you fungo. You went your whole career without getting a hit.
2) bunt

Yeah, but he bunt. Clowns are only funny when they swing away.
3) vow

As God is my witness, I vow to earn the respect of girls and women everywhere.
4) spoil

raise fat, spoil Earth kids,
5) sneak

or when our other pitchers sneak out early to beat the traffic!
6) swear

I solemnly swear I will become not the worst blernsball player of all time!
7) retire

All the whole numbers have been retire.
8) crush

just like rats we crush to make the wine.
9) bean

Leela, you bean a run in. You better let me pitch.
10) belong

Hey, junior. She belong in the exhibit instead of you.
11) bend

Guidebook says human legs bend down at knee.
12) pitch

Leela can beat that. She's pitch her whole career without getting an out.
13) pat

- Can I pat you on the butt? - Fry, I'm a professional athlete. So go ahead.
14) taste

- I don't mean to offend, but this taste like vomit. - Thank you.
15) strike

It says he once struck out when his tongue got stuck to an unusually cold bat.
16) teach

She's taught the world that being a bum knows no gender.
17) catch

It's going, going and caught by the shortstop.
18) lose

Mets lose again. Man, I haven't seen play this bad...

1) unusually

It says he once struck out when his tongue got stuck to an unusually cold bat.
2) statistically

That's statistically impossible.
3) basically

Well, yeah. But basically, you'd just be a publicity stunt.
4) apparently

Apparently not.
5) twice

The wall of that strip club isn't going to collapse twice in one day.
6) absolutely

- I guess I made a difference after all. - You absolutely did, Leela.
7) immediately

Now please, please retire immediately.
8) behind

You only go in as a joke when we're eight runs behind,
9) instead

Hey, junior. She belongs in the exhibit instead of you.
10) actually

No, actually, I did mean to offend a little. This is awful.
11) soon

and as soon as I stop hallucinating and blasting puke,
12) though

Ouch! It's a three-beanball salad. The Mets fans love it, though, and who can blame them?
13) ever

Oh, you mean I'd be the first woman ever to play major league blernsball?
14) sure

You sure about these-a chairs?
15) least

Well, at least you're still the worst football player of all time.
16) once

It says he once struck out when his tongue got stuck to an unusually cold bat.
17) less

so I can be one tiny iota less pathetic than you.
18) never

Society's never gonna make any progress until we all learn to pretend to like each other.

1) ouch

- Uuh! - Ooh! Ouch!
2) pathetic

so I can be one tiny iota less pathetic than you.
3) rash

Oh, you got that too? I think there's a rash goin' around.
4) inferior

are equally inferior to robots?
5) awful

No, actually, I did mean to offend a little. This is awful.
6) upset

Don't be upset, Leela. You, um... You look really cute in your uniform.
7) impressed

Well, I must say, I'm impressed. You look just like a ballplayer.
8) nervous

Oh, now I'm too nervous.
9) pleasant

So pleasant for everybody.
10) sad

That's what makes it so sad! I thought I was doing something heroic!
11) okay

It's okay, Mama. Anyone-a complains, I bend legs up for free.
12) fifth

Well, folks, it's only the fifth inning, but the Swedes have turned this one into a laugher,
13) quiet

Quiet! Call comin' in. Yes?
14) exciting

Remember, fans, this exciting moment is brought to you...
15) proud

I hope you're proud of yourself.
16) smooth

Ah, Wade Boggs. Goes down smooth.
17) ancient

My husband. Some hotshot! Here's his ancient Signoid secret.
18) poor

Poor Tex. He was quite a shark.

Futurama » Season 4 » A Leela of Her Own