Name: Purple Giraffe
Released: 2017-08-19
Cast: Josh Radnor, Jason Segel, Cobie Smulders

1) trifecta

Yeah. Uh, last night, people were like, "Keep it going, bro. Party trifecta."
2) flapper

This flapper? Fort Knox.
3) sweetie

Come on, sweetie, I need a drink.
4) rewind

Stop the tape. Rewind. Play it again.
5) restitution

Has anybody seen An Introduction to Contract Tort and Restitution Statutes from 1865-1923?
6) stalker

That's great, Ted-- you'll be the most casual stalker ever.
7) recess

Ready for a little 15 minute recess?
8) statistic

Statistic: At every New York party, there's always a girl who has no idea whose party she's at.
9) bro

Yeah. Uh, last night, people were like, "Keep it going, bro. Party trifecta."
10) mushroom

I'm going to be a mushroom cloud of casual.
11) sweat

Hey, no sweat, hombre.
12) sailor

Hello, sailor!
13) crane

Yeah, kid stuck in a crane machine.
14) pursuit

And, all in the pursuit of a stuffed, purple giraffe.
15) mess

How, in all this mess, is a guy supposed to find the love of his life?
16) encounter

Now, if only I knew her schedule, I could arrange a chance encounter.
17) grab

...where four-year-old Leroy Ellenberg has climbed inside a grab-a-prize machine and gotten stuck.
18) statute

Has anybody seen An Introduction to Contract Tort and Restitution Statutes from 1865-1923?

1) jeopardize

Ted, I'm jeopardizing my law career so you can throw not one,
2) squeak

Lily, you squeak?
3) disturb

Now, the kid has got to get to work, and the kid is not to be disturb.
4) interrupt

Hey, am I interrupt anything?
5) acquire

Target acquire!
6) engage

Right. So, back in 2005, when I was 27, my two best friends got engage,
7) suppose

How, in all this mess, is a guy suppose to find the love of his life?
8) invite

I invite her to our party next Friday.
9) spin

then this morning, took her outside, spun her around a couple times
10) recognize

Lily recognize me from the news and...
11) throw

All right. We threw two parties.
12) decide

So, a week went by, and I decide not to call her.
13) happen

So then what happen?
14) guess

Sorry, I guess I've been saying next Friday all week.
15) eat

I ate, like, four whole cans of dip.
16) blow

You blew it, it's over, move on.
17) suggest

I suggest we play a little game I like to call "Have you met Ted?"
18) seem

Kind of makes wearing other stuff seem wrong.

1) casually

and I casually give her one of these: "Hey, what's up?"
2) barely

I barely started.
3) briefly

I was briefly in love with the abstract concept of getting married.
4) absolutely

It had absolutely nothing to do with Robin.
5) indeed

It did, indeed. The party continues tonight.
6) exactly

Exactly!
7) sometimes

We do it up there, sometimes.
8) finally

But, they finally got that kid out of the crane machine.
9) outside

then this morning, took her outside, spun her around a couple times
10) far

I just haven't met a lot of good people so far.
11) together

And, if we got together, I'd feel like I'd either have to marry you or break your heart, and...
12) else

Ted's something else.
13) ever

That's great, Ted-- you'll be the most casual stalker ever.
14) sure

I sure am.
15) least

At least it was a great party.
16) always

Statistic: At every New York party, there's always a girl who has no idea whose party she's at.
17) never

She knows no one you know, and you will never see her again.
18) again

She knows no one you know, and you will never see her again.

1) insincere

Look, I know it sounds insincere when people say that, but...
2) excruciating

In excruciating detail.
3) affectionate

Lily had been, well, extra affectionate.
4) jealous

Are you jealous?
5) cruel

you don't have to be cruel.
6) stuffed

And, all in the pursuit of a stuffed, purple giraffe.
7) charming

Oh, totally. I mean, he's sweet, he's charming,
8) rid

Yeah. I was trying to think, what's the quickest way to get rid of a girl you just met?
9) stuck

...where four-year-old Leroy Ellenberg has climbed inside a grab-a-prize machine and gotten stuck.
10) incredible

She was incredible.
11) weird

Is it weird they invited both of us?
12) tough

Okay, buddy. Time for the tough talk.
13) casual

I mean, the most I can handle right now is something casual.
14) stupid

I was in love with her which made me say something stupid.
15) purple

And, all in the pursuit of a stuffed, purple giraffe.
16) alive

I'm the luckiest girl alive.
17) sweet

Oh, totally. I mean, he's sweet, he's charming,
18) solid

Solid plan, my little friend.

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