Name: Ladies Room
Released: 2016-12-05
Cast: Jon Hamm, Vincent Kartheiser, Elisabeth Moss, John Slattery

1) headshrinker

We had one headshrinker in the army.
2) feedbag

Who knows? Maybe Eleanor Roosevelt will throw her feedbag into the ring.
3) cheekbone

On her cheekbone under her eye.
4) gratin

Fried potatoes or au gratin?
5) diatribe

reciting this diatribe against television
6) drape

Samuel, that drape, man?
7) ketchup

I thought that was ketchup.
8) bosom

Round face, enormous bosom.
9) groundwork

I say you go in there and lay some groundwork.
10) fumes

Maybe it's the fumes from the rubber cement on that envelope,
11) moron

Who is this moron flying around space?
12) deodorant

Gillette is the only company on Earth that can spray deodorant out of a can.
13) pta

Three of the last PTA presidents are from the kindergarten class.
14) bullshit

in some bullshit research psychology way.
15) nom

They call it the nom-de-phone.
16) spinach

Creamed spinach or creamed corn?
17) scar

What if she had gotten a scar, something permanent?
18) aerosol

Gentlemen, the aerosol can is nothing less than space-age.
19) vodka

vodka to Scotch,
20) billboard

They buy space... newspapers, billboard, television,
21) tack

Brass tack, who buys this?
22) persistence

My persistence is my charm.
23) gadget

and with that search comes any number of gadget.

1) creatively

You must be very creatively satisfied.
2) someday

I'll have to thank them someday.
3) positively

Sterling-Coop is positively Cro-Magnon.
4) altogether

I say we skip lunch altogether
5) practically

Margaret is practically the last girl in our building to go.
6) aside

But politics aside,
7) abroad

I had to, um... spend the night abroad.
8) obviously

Well, obviously, that's not the worst of it.
9) apparently

He hasn't, uh, left the room, apparently.
10) apart

He has two children. They're 10 years apart.
11) possibly

I just don't know what they can possibly tell you.
12) slow

Slow down.
13) certainly

Certainly.
14) exactly

When you're with strangers, you know exactly what you want.
15) alone

Why can't they just leave it alone?
16) perhaps

Perhaps I can interest you in a 42 long?
17) sometimes

who's sort of a housekeeper and sometimes babysitter.
18) especially

Especially if the other girls have it.
19) recently

a man who recently discovered
20) late

Sorry to bother you so late.
21) actually

He was older, actually.
22) inside

Inside, some...
23) enough

they put us far enough away from the elevators

1) creamed

Creamed spinach or creamed corn?
2) unclean

I am very comfortable with my mind: Thoughts clean and unclean,
3) numb

Do you ever have that when your hands go numb?
4) embarrassed

A little embarrassed.
5) miserable

miserable life as...
6) anxious

She's a very anxious young woman.
7) sore

A little sore.
8) ridiculous

I don't think it's ridiculous to assume we're looking for other planets
9) explosive

This thing is shiny. It's explosive.
10) shocked

When he brought it up, I was shocked.
11) cruel

It makes me feel cruel.
12) ukrainian

You like Ukrainian food?
13) fried

My nanny, Belva, made fried chicken.
14) forthcoming

Hmm. He seemed very forthcoming.
15) awful

That's awful.
16) disappointed

she's disappointed with the selection of merchandise.
17) enormous

Round face, enormous bosom.
18) lightweight

Well, it's lightweight, and it tells me I'm at work.
19) delicious

That was delicious.
20) rid

My parents got rid of her after the Lindbergh baby.
21) nervous

He said it could be a nervous condition.
22) surprised

I have to be there to act surprised when Jack Kerouac doesn't show.
23) sad

That sandwich is making me sad.

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