Name: Fizbo
Released: 2017-11-19
Cast: Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen

1) ghostbuster

Scary movies? I've seen Ghostbusters, like, seven times.
2) getup

That's quite an impressive getup you got there.
3) whiteface

a tramp, an Auguste, a whiteface and a character.
4) craziness

Uh, you know, I gotta say, for all his craziness,
5) machete

And I used to have a machete. But times have changed.
6) fishin

if I wasn't in school or fishin', I was clownin'.
7) crossbow

Is that a crossbow? Yeah. Am I the greatest grandpa in the world or what?
8) flipper

Of course we are. How's that busted flipper?
9) grasshopper

So a grasshopper named Gary walks into a bar. Aw. No.
10) iguana

I have an iguana that eats crickets.
11) paramedic

We're lucky though. The paramedic said it could have been a lot worse.
12) doggy

Pardon me, miss, but this little doggy needs a new home.
13) tramp

a tramp, an Auguste, a whiteface and a character.

1) smother

I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm starting to feel smother.
2) poke

He poke himself in the eye...
3) apologize

in case you wanted to be a decent human being and apologize, but-
4) beg

[Whispers] Please don't. I beg you. Don't bring it back. Okay.
5) scare

Is there anything that scare the cocoa out of you?
6) bounce

Why you bounce so sad? I told all my jokes.
7) bust

Of course we are. How's that bust flipper?
8) bump

- Move. - You kind of just bump me with your car.
9) deserve

And this isn't about you or me. This is about a little boy who deserve some happiness.
10) gather

You know, where everybody gather around and they make stuff, and then bam!
11) celebrate

this is how we humans celebrate birthdays. [Luke] Hey, Dad!
12) suppose

You're not suppose to know his name. Let me try another one, okay?
13) pee

[Chuckles] Hey. I think it pee on me.

1) classically

I am a classically trained Auguste clown named Fizbo.
2) asleep

Sorry. I fell asleep while you were describing the most boring party ever.
3) incredibly

Here it is in my incredibly convenient beaded comb sheath...
4) heavily

[Breathing Heavily]
5) regularly

I regularly drive through neighborhoods...
6) seriously

Seriously, Jungle Tanya, I need you step it up a notch.
7) obviously

obviously okay touching gross stuff.
8) definitely

Probably? Prob- Definite- Definitely not. Would not want that.
9) possibly

No, don't blame yourself. Who could've possibly seen it coming?
10) absolutely

'Cause he's coming to the party. Is that absolutely necessary?
11) anyway

Really. So anyway, thanks again.
12) totally

Wow. I totally get that. [Chuckles]
13) ahead

Let's go ahead and rope this area off. Excellent. Thank you.

1) bearded

Uh, not really. I do have a bearded dragon.
2) poisonous

No. I lost a poisonous scorpion, and I need to find it.
3) embarrassing

Uninhibited? I was gonna say "embarrassing," but yeah.
4) audible

[No Audible Dialogue]
5) shady

Avoid shady, moist places, and let's make a game of looking where we step.
6) moist

Avoid shady, moist places, and let's make a game of looking where we step.
7) jealous

It's like he's feeding a baby bird. Don't be so jealous.
8) lame

I am, and I know. It's really lame. Everybody hates it.
9) beaded

Here it is in my incredibly convenient beaded comb sheath...
10) definite

Probably? Prob- Definite- Definitely not. Would not want that.
11) handsome

I don't know who this Uncle Cam is, but he sure sounds handsome, doesn't he?
12) bored

Kids bored? [Chuckles] I'm teasing. I'm teasing.
13) brave

All right, let's all give Luke a big hand for being so brave.

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