Name: Ching Chong Chang
Released: 2017-08-18
Cast: Taylor Schilling, Danielle Brooks, Taryn Manning

1) sewin

Man, ain't you plannin' on doing any sewin' while you here?
2) dashiki

She ain't out there with her nappy hair and her plus-size dashiki, okay?
3) arsonist

And that is how I became the most wanted arsonist
4) indiscretion

you can actually get an extra Lacy Low-Rider Indiscretion bikini
5) bigwig

Who should be calling the shots? You or some fucking corporate bigwig?
6) bozo

You get one of these bozo on the hook,
7) blackie

How many pages you think it is before they put in a token blackie?
8) gunslinger

I gotta say, you are the cutest gunslinger I've ever met.
9) goon

Hey, listen, I don't know what else these MCC goon got up their sleeve,
10) spasm

My back is in spasm and all of my fingers hurt.
11) felon

As a convicted felon, you can't own a gun.
12) servitude

- it's more like indentured servitude. - Mmm-hmm.
13) heist

the biggest jewel heist in Chandler, Arizona.
14) inhaler

My kid's got asthma, and out of pocket, her inhaler costs like $300 a month.
15) fiasco

I mean, you couldn't give a guy a heads-up on this fiasco?
16) thrush

I think I saw a hermit thrush, yesterday.
17) shalom

Shabbat shalom, bitch.
18) evasion

was arraigned on charges of tax evasion. According to authorities...

1) smush

You know, if you smush these patterns just a little bit closer together,
2) betray

and all the times she betray me.
3) capitalize

and you capitalize on my sensitivities.
4) smack

and smack me on the ass.
5) shave

I need my neck shave.
6) scare

Scares the shit out of me.
7) owe

You owe me eight hundred dollars.
8) pretend

Like when rich people pretend they're not rich.
9) strive

We strive for excellence. Thank you.
10) bust

That idiot Zhang Bo got himself bust.
11) remind

Which remind me. I brought you a souvenir.
12) intend

which is meant to live on top of carrot cake, like God intend.
13) steal

Nah, that's that furry alkie been steal my jail juice!
14) reject

This is the fuckwad who reject you?
15) smell

not a squatty peasant who still smell like sheep shit.
16) grab

I grab the delivery boy's bicycle, and I'm outta there. I'm gone.
17) arrest

The food lady from the TV got arrest!
18) dive

So I dive out the window. I fall two floors.

1) splat

I land splat on the awning.
2) emotionally

It's about my emotionally manipulative asshat of a mother
3) backward

It's a dance, but you just walk backward.
4) technically

And PS, technically,
5) nicely

You could've asked me nicely.
6) sometime

I was wondering if your husband could give my son a ride up here sometime?
7) somehow

Man, somehow my khakis be feelin' extra khaki right now.
8) basically

I'm basically made in China, like you and my toothbrush.
9) regularly

You regularly talk to a mop.
10) obviously

You obviously know more about Litchfield than anybody.
11) definitely

If you knew me, you would know I am definitely not the hot girl.
12) forever

Dead is dead is gone forever.
13) exactly

Winnin'! And you provin' my point exactly, Morticia.
14) fuck

In my day, I wore fuck all.
15) sometimes

He brings snacks sometimes and he's kind of a silver fox.
16) finally

Finally.
17) instead

Well, instead of poetry slam, it's like poetry slammer.
18) especially

And what would be so terrible about that? I mean, especially in a place like this.

1) unachievable

Special lighting, tape and shit. We're chasing an unachievable standard.
2) tawdry

It may be tawdry and demeaning,
3) insincere

You were insincere,
4) indentured

- it's more like indentured servitude. - Mmm-hmm.
5) demeaning

It may be tawdry and demeaning,
6) nerdy

Why are Betties always going on about how nerdy they really are?
7) insulting

That's kind of insulting.
8) irresponsible

It's irresponsible.
9) sassy

I'm feeling sassier already.
10) furry

Nah, that's that furry alkie been stealing my jail juice!
11) pleasing

You said she had "pleasing attributes."
12) suspicious

The cops are all over the neighborhood, stopping anyone suspicious.
13) obscure

Oh, it's very obscure, you probably haven't heard of it.
14) dummy

"Please, no! I was dummy."
15) skinny

They just gotta be skinny.
16) ridiculous

I mean, I know it's ridiculous.
17) nazi

which probably means he's got a Nazi tattoo.
18) unfair

The burden of my genetic perfection, it's so heavy and so unfair."

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