Name: First Day
Released: 2017-02-01
Cast: J.G. Quintel, William Salyers, Sam Marin

1) peper

They're playing rock peper scissors. Grab on!
2) parchment

Although where I come from, we called it quartz parchment shears.
3) scissors

They're playing rock peper scissors. Grab on!
4) cereal

Oh my. I never seen anyone eating cereal like that.
5) spoon

This is the only clean spoon left dude.
6) idiot

Pops, you're coming with me, and you two idiot,
7) quartz

Although where I come from, we called it quartz parchment shears.
8) dude

This is the only clean spoon left dude.
9) ham

I don't wanna put my ham or whatever.
10) mess

You're throwing that chair away, and then you're cleaning up this whole mess!
11) trash

where the big man-made come upon & wisk it away to magic trash city!
12) fault

This is all your fault!
13) promise

Let's just both promise that starting right now
14) prize

I take it upon myself to eat your prize.
15) pants

Dude, it sounds like old man pants.
16) milk

You want some milk.
17) bowl

That's what the bowl are for.
18) row

99 ties in a row!

1) adore

I adore rock paper scissors.
2) chuck

Can we at least check it out, before you chuck it?
3) lie

Dude, I was lying.
4) throw

Shouldn't you guys be throw that thing away?
5) guess

I guess.
6) mean

I mean you're lazy.
7) fire

if this isn't cleaned up when I get back, You're fire!
8) purchase

I purchase it through the post and it just isn't as comfortable as it looks.
9) sound

Dude, it sound like old man pants.
10) tell

I kinda told them you'd be a good idea to hire,
11) let

I'm never let you sit it.
12) look

Yeah, why would you throw that thing out? It look awesome.
13) love

- ...Did you see that chair? - I love chairs...
14) want

You want some milk.
15) know

We could get some stuff for by earning some money. You know?
16) need

then we need to play a game that takes a little more skill.
17) get

Dude, get up. We got to get ready for work.
18) help

You guys help him throw it away when you're done.

1) terribly

Quartz parchment shears' gone terribly wrong...
2) absolutely

Quartz parchment shears and they already tied two times, it's absolutely fascinating!
3) far

so far this job is awesome!
4) else

You know who else gonna play quartz parchment shears for your old Silounna?
5) ever

Dude, this is the most uncomfortable chair I ever sat in.
6) least

Can we at least check it out, before you chuck it?
7) never

I never got a job that got you a place to live.
8) too

Just cause I was too lazy to do something boring
9) around

Skips, take the shortcut, I'll go around back.
10) even

I never even had a job.
11) right

Let's just both promise that starting right now
12) where

where the big man-made come upon & wisk it away to magic trash city!
13) most

Dude, this is the most uncomfortable chair I ever sat in.
14) over

You get to flip that cart back over.
15) just

Just cause I was too lazy to do something boring
16) back

Look, I gotta get back to work.
17) first

Okay. Me first.
18) now

Let's just both promise that starting right now

1) uncomfortable

Dude, this is the most uncomfortable chair I ever sat in.
2) fascinating

Quartz parchment shears and they already tied two times, it's absolutely fascinating!
3) dear

Oh, dear!
4) evil

And they shouldn't be playing that. It's an evil game.
5) amazing

The most amazing game of quartz parchment shears is happening right now!
6) fine

Oh, they're fine!
7) enough

Enough!
8) whole

so can you try not to do the whole "Rigby thing".
9) quick

Benson, come quick!
10) bad

Well, then I guess it's too bad that after I win it.
11) able

It doesn't matter. I wasn't able to hold on that chair anyways.
12) possible

That's not even possible, baby!
13) left

This is the only clean spoon left dude.
14) little

then we need to play a game that takes a little more skill.
15) old

Dude, it sounds like old man pants.
16) big

where the big man-made come upon & wisk it away to magic trash city!
17) own

I still can't believe we get our own rooms!
18) much

How much skill?

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