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00:21:06
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The episode opens with Rick dissecting a large rat in the garage complaining about the sloppy workmanship. Morty stops in to comment on the beautiful day before a very robotic Beth gets into a car and leaves for work. Rick is shown acting suspicious of the day's events, as well as Morty. Morty leaves for school and is called up to the front of the class by Mr. Goldenfold, whom requests for him to teach the class. A classmate asks Morty to share the recipe for concentrated dark matter before Rick bursts in and pulls Morty away.
Ow! Oof! Ugh!
Show this gullible turd to his shuttle.
You simulated my grandson's genitalia?!
discoloration on your butthole flaps was...
I mean, why would a pop tart want to live inside
W-why are you dressed like a waiter?
Look... that guy's putting a bun between two hot dogs.
You're a Li... you're a real trooper, huh, M-M-Morty?
With that, I give you your new slogan!
a toaster, Rick?
Normally, the chamber operates like a treadmill,
It's an obsession for them at this point.
discoloration on your butthole flap was...
I've got an erection the size of an East coast lighthouse,
You should try having a little respect for the dummies of the Universe,
Before the system reboot!
Nanobotic renderings, a bunch of crazy fake nonsense, Morty.
These Zigerions are always trying to scam me out of my secrets,
abduct, so oh, I see!
Yeah, it's a special fuel I invent to travel through
but it could certainly be nominate for an award
I swear to god, Stu...
the fuel for accelerate space travel.
Well, all is forgive, because right now,
Keep your eyes peel for the central processing room, Morty.
and being render in front of us as we move through it,
I deserve that.
We only acquire humans that haven't been simulated!
They drag you into this.
I'm sorry. Well, then, problem solve.
I really appreciate you, Morty.
I bet you've seen him make concentrated dark matter a lot.
Normally, the chamber operate like a treadmill,
something is draw a lot of processing power.
l didn't even know this award exist.
What the hell?! W-what happen back there?
I've got so many, l can barely hold them all.
Are you sure you haven't seen that somewhere
W-what could this possibly be?
Normally, the chamber operates like a treadmill,
but it could certainly be nominated for an award
Morty, that's exactly correct!
A-and listen, I'm sorry for yelling earlier.
Boy, sure is really especially beautiful out there today, huh?
L-it's almost unbelievable, isn't it?
Move it up, actually, if you can.
Just kind of hard to believe, you know?
keep his settings on auto, and we'll deal with him later.
So far, he hasn't noticed he's in a simulation.
We had some good times together, huh, M-Morty?
space faster than anybody else.
That's the best sex I've ever had in my life.
Boy, sure is really especially beautiful out there today, huh?
Umm... you know, it's uhh ...at least 40.
Now who's unremarkable?
Y-Y-You bunch of diabolical sons of bitches!
simple rhetorical questions!
L-it's almost unbelievable, isn't it?
uncomfortable with nudity.
the Galaxy's most ambitious, least successful con artists.
If everyone's just gonna be insane today,
Oh. Responsive, too.
I mean, I'm... it may be derivative,
How dumb are you?
to make me really nervous.
Too loud, Cynthia.
How sophisticated.
but while it's frozen, Morty, we can get to...
It's all fake Morty... all of it.
So, you're saying that she's acting weird?
Careful, guys.
I'm all right. I'm okay.