Name: Chapter One: The River's Edge
Released: 2017-11-28
Cast: K.J. Apa, Lili Reinhart, Camila Mendes

1) deadlift

Romanian deadlift, right? Taking some T?
2) turtledove

Make sure those two turtledove come to my after-party.
3) resync

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4) headspace

I'm not really in the headspace for a dance.
5) narcissist

Not to be a complete narcissist,
6) appendage

but I'd describe a certain appendage of his
7) socialite

my mom was a clueless socialite,
8) embezzlement

on trial for fraud and embezzlement,
9) cheeseburger

one of Pop Tate's cheeseburger since noon.
10) firework

Who's lighting firework at 6:00 in the morning?
11) sizzle

Ladies, where's the heat? Where's the sizzle?
12) chrysalis

Archie's Efron-esque emergence from the chrysalis of puberty?
13) tryout

and then football tryout, so.
14) dichotomy

from the tired dichotomy of jock/artist?
15) disrespect

No disrespect, Dad,
16) epilogue

through the lost epilogue of Our Town.
17) curfew

You missed curfew last night.
18) extracurricular

extracurricular, athletics.

1) glossed

Read my glossed lips,
2) millennial

but like most millennial straight guys,
3) panicked

and panicked, and drowned.
4) bereaved

for her role as Riverdale High's bereaved Red Widow.
5) blissful

and come spend a blissful evening
6) drab

you should be the Queen Bey of this drab hive.
7) incarnate

That he's the devil incarnate?
8) pied

Now brace yourself. The apartment's small, a pied-a-terre,
9) iconic

Some people say it's retro, I say it's eternal and iconic.
10) clueless

my mom was a clueless socialite,
11) sane

This summer, the only thing that kept me sane
12) shady

You shady bitch.
13) honorary

As honorary chairperson and de facto queen
14) mortal

and celebrate my brother's too, too short life on this mortal coil.
15) taboo

faux lesbian kissing hasn't been taboo since 1994.
16) unacceptable

Totally unacceptable, Archiekins. We need an escort.
17) faux

faux lesbian kissing hasn't been taboo since 1994.
18) tragic

and a tragic gay bar called Innuendo.

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