Name: Eek, a Penis!
Released: 2016-10-27
Cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

1) schoolmate

your schoolmate scored higher than they ever have on their tests.
2) sportscaster

on sportscaster forgiving the Patriots for cheating and saying it was no big deal.
3) essa

Two to nothing, essa. Two to nothing.
4) cheater

He simply said what every good white cheater says when caught:
5) cartilage

Using common genetics and cartilage scaffolding,
6) dreamer

You are the true dreamer. Tomorrow you will prove it.
7) videotape

When taking a test, you must also "videotape the defense."
8) bullshit

This is bullshit!
9) despair

Is feeling my despair. - Feeling your despair.
10) temptation

Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.
11) scoreboard

Look at the scoreboard, amigo.
12) plaque

We would like to present this plaque to the person who taught us
13) gentleman

These gentlemen from the Denver County school board
14) neighbor

Ample parking day or night, people spouting "howdy neighbor".
15) vagina

Well, a penis is something a man puts into a woman's vagina.
16) dude

But you know, I've learned that I've really been a dude all along.
17) merit

Look, I don't wanna argue with you about the merit of cheating.
18) crap

Eeeeeeeeeeeek! - Holy crap!

1) replicate

Your DNA has replicate and grafted very successfully with the mouse.
2) graft

Your DNA has replicated and graft very successfully with the mouse.
3) videotape

He videotape the opposing team's defense. Think of the defense as your test.
4) suspend

And you will be wise not to interrupt my class unless you want to be suspend!
5) spark

has already spark waves of protest. - What?
6) deserve

I'm a man! I deserve a God damned penis!
7) trap

Doctor, I'm a man trap in a woman's body. I need a penis.
8) gather

Bill Beeelichick gather his football players and said,
9) alter

This picture of a mouse genetically alter to grow a human ear
10) screw

Shut up, man, you royally screw us all!
11) admit

I admit it, I was... I was sexually lost, l... and then I see this person on Oprah.
12) cheat

Because we cheat all the time... I mean because they cheat all the time.
13) suppose

Well, now how am I suppose to find it?! It could be anywhere!
14) fault

Hey, don't commend me! It's the students fault for being so stupid!
15) prove

Bill Beeelichick prove that in America it's okay to cheat,
16) teach

Now just lead a review over whatever Mr. Garrison's been teach you
17) catch

He even got caught cheating and nobody cared.
18) lose

I admit it, I was... I was sexually lost, l... and then I see this person on Oprah.

1) genetically

for genetically engineering body parts onto laboratory mice.
2) sexually

I admit it, I was... I was sexually lost, l... and then I see this person on Oprah.
3) obviously

Okay, students, uh, obviously we've had a little emergency with your teacher,
4) carefully

and carefully monitored tests in the country.
5) successfully

Your DNA has replicated and grafted very successfully with the mouse.
6) absolutely

to assure that there can be absolutely no cheating.
7) properly

is because you haven't been taught how to cheat properly.
8) perhaps

Any other volunteers perhaps?
9) behind

Going down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind.
10) almost

we can graft almost any body part onto a mouse and allow it to develop.
11) super

Whatever, the whole class scored super high on the tests.
12) outside

What the hell do you mean you just put my penis outside?
13) soon

And so it appears that the local farmers' market could be soon facing complete closure.
14) along

which means she's still a woman all along.
15) enough

If you're good enough, you can cheat right in front of them.
16) together

Students and faculty, please put your hands together and help me
17) else

Who else would like to be teacher for the day? Anybody else?
18) ago

And the last time you saw your penis was two days ago?

1) disfigured

who have become disfigured and need ears or noses.
2) underprivileged

But whatever, I'm gonna go teach those underprivileged inner-city students
3) disgusting

Oh, it's so big and disgusting!
4) fluffy

Short, and little fluffy ears. - Fluffy ears, okay.
5) damned

I'm a man! I deserve a God damned penis!
6) standardized

the standardized advanced-placement test for college credit!
7) impressed

The school board is so impressed with your progress
8) strict

I believe strict discipline along with compassion
9) challenging

It is at our most challenging times that we must cheat our very hardest.
10) careful

Maybe he's right. I better be careful how I look.
11) loose

A penis is loose in our kitchen! - A penis?
12) pleased

I think you're going to be very pleased with the progress, Ms. Garrison.
13) stupid

Hey, don't commend me! It's the students fault for being so stupid!
14) okay

Bill Beeelichick proved that in America it's okay to cheat,
15) fundamental

Today we will discuss one of the fundamental ways to cheat:
16) genetic

Get your hopes up with a stupid genetic experiment and now all your money's gone
17) quiet

Students, quiet! Ouiet please!
18) proud

The test will be tomorrow. Make us proud.

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