Name: Professor Chaos
Released: 2016-09-30
Cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

1) fudger

"Kiss my fudging ass, go fudge yourself, fudger, get the fudge out," Clyde.
2) crumpet

Oh, very well, just some crumpet, then.
3) minestrone

Yeah, I had the minestrone over here.
4) bringer

bringer of destruction and maker of doom!
5) accomplice

Very well, you shall be my accomplice in evil.
6) chalkboard

has anybody seen the eraser for the chalkboard?
7) minion

The creation of my minion, who will assist me
8) outcast

Fine! If I am to be an outcast, so be it.
9) fella

Hey, fella! I'm glad you called me!
10) retard

But right now, I'd say if we're gonna have a retard for a friend,
11) waitress

Uh, waitress, I actually ordered the chicken soup, this is minestrone.
12) eraser

has anybody seen the eraser for the chalkboard?
13) turmoil

The turmoil has now come full circle!
14) raft

You know, like a little raft or something?
15) hamster

And wash your hands after you touch those hamster, you'll get AIDS.
16) demise

and you also called out your own demise!
17) neighbour

♪ Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour" ♪
18) fudge

If you receive a rose, please stay. If you don't, please get the fudge out.

1) scrape

and I scrape my elbow! Go on and look at it. It's scrape! Look!
2) spout

♪ Ample parking day or night People spout, "Howdy, neighbour" ♪
3) drown

Watch as your precious planet drown! Watch!
4) videotape

Please keep in mind this will all be videotape,
5) entertain

If you were our friend, how would you keep us entertain?
6) knock

It probably got knock on the floor somewhere.
7) steal

You stole that eraser in your class.
8) deserve

I think I deserve to take Kenny's place the most,
9) shut

Oh, shut her down! Someone needs assistance!
10) suppose

What am I suppose to do?
11) push

Why, yes, I did! But he push me down
12) decide

We decide to get some one-on-one time with Jimmy, and ride the log ride.
13) suck

were only not picked because they totally suck balls. Kyle?
14) discover

So, someone has discover my horrible secret.
15) ride

We rode all the ride and everyone got along great.
16) guess

Well, then, I guess it's time to step it up a notch!
17) rise

Just one rose left, Kyle. Who does it go to?
18) judge

Your performances will be judge primarily on how you help us cheat

1) aside

A frail child cast aside by society.
2) somewhere

It probably got knocked on the floor somewhere.
3) definitely

That was definitely big points for Jimmy, you know. But...
4) unfortunately

but unfortunately, there is only room for one of you.
5) certainly

But we certainly want to thank you
6) almost

It is almost complete.
7) actually

Uh, waitress, I actually ordered the chicken soup, this is minestrone.
8) inside

There's some chocolates and licorice, and some games and puzzles inside.
9) soon

Those who do not know me yet shall know me very soon,
10) along

But I thought we were really getting along great!
11) later

Yeah, well, I guess I'll be seeing you friends later.
12) together

I thought we were really having fun together.
13) ago

Uh, as you know, our friend Kenny died a few months ago,
14) ever

I will become the greatest supervillain the world has ever seen!
15) sure

Well, sure.
16) always

Yeah, I've always seen that kid in class, but he never does anything.
17) never

for, like, five years, and I never get to say or do anything.
18) again

Wait, what is this, again?

1) minuscule

until your minuscule brains can take it no longer!
2) frail

A frail child cast aside by society.
3) feeble

The time for fun and games is over, feeble-minded fools!
4) meaningless

People of Earth! Your meaningless lives are about to end!
5) foolish

Go now, my minions! Go and take this foolish mortal down!
6) lame

for all your hard work and attempts at being our friend. Lame as they were.
7) sore

Oh, somebody's a sore loser!
8) definite

Well, Token was the definite winner of the talent show.
9) harmful

and burn all the world with the sun's harmful rays!
10) dumb

Oh. Uh... You guys are dumb.
11) polar

Oh, yes, my latest plan will melt the polar icecaps,
12) sacred

Oh, yes! Every living creature and every sacred building
13) precious

Yes, look around for your precious eraser. You won't find it.
14) tough

Towelie is a tough choice, because even though I can see
15) stupid

- Well, you're a stupid Jew! - Shut up, fat ass!
16) quiet

He's quiet and he takes direction well. Really, the perfect friend.
17) liberal

It's the liberal media.
18) dear

Now we shall see how you all like your dear chalkboard without an eraser,

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