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The Family Guy » Season 18 » Better Off Meg

00:21:59

Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green

54

Words to remember

Nouns

1) hemorrhoid

I'll bring my hemorrhoid donut to sit on.
2) luge

I think I can create a blood luge
3) raccoon

And anyway, I give it to that raccoon outside who likes me.
4) mitt

She'd wrap up both hands like oven mitt
5) ordeal

Yeah, Meg, I'm just really glad this whole ordeal is over.
6) sneaker

Sneakers only in the gym, guys.
7) donut

I'll bring my hemorrhoid donut to sit on.
8) fumes

Sorry. Them shoe spray fumes made me all goofy in my head.
9) chant

Very loud chant! Very loud chant!
10) hallway

Great joke, Natalie Hallway!
11) forehead

Now let's see, if I whap my forehead
12) chatter

(bowling pins clacking, quiet chatter)
13) accomplishment

impressed by my husband's accomplishment at work.
14) supporter

I'm gonna need three seats for my elbow supporter.
15) dong

Are... are those dong?
16) pier

You know, it's weird that didn't happen on the pier all day.
17) dedication

that will feature a dedication page to Meg.
18) gentleman

Ladies and gentlemen,

Verbs

1) whap

Now let's see, if I whap my forehead
2) mumble

He mumble something about the Wi-Fi,
3) entitle

I think we can all agree that John is entitle
4) kidnap

No! Chris kidnap me so he could stay popular!
5) snag

use it on the way home, but I snag it for ya.
6) relocate

When I was hastily relocate to this parish a week ago,
7) slap

I slap the van twice.
8) impress

impress by my husband's accomplishments at work.
9) owe

I owe my sister an apology.
10) specialize

But now, here to help you mourn, an artist who specialize
11) gather

We are gather here for two reasons today.
12) fake

I'm sorry I fake my own death, Mom.
13) shut

Will you shut up?!
14) burn

She got in a car wreck, and was burn beyond recognition,
15) throw

All right, everyone throw confetti
16) strike

But first, tragedy strike close to home,
17) pull

I hope the priest pull me up on stage and dances with me.
18) treat

I shouldn't have treat her the way I did.

Adverbs

1) mournfully

and your hat held mournfully against your chest?
2) positively

♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
3) wherever

Meg, wherever you are,
4) loud

Oh. Did I say that out loud?
5) twice

I slapped the van twice.
6) finally

-Dad finally got a Peloton? -Yeah.
7) instead

("Kiss From a Rose" plays, seal barking instead of lyrics)
8) super

Hey, Chris, I'm super sorry your sister is dead.
9) actually

It's actually pretty impressive,
10) fine

This time things are gonna work out fine ♪
11) soon

It'll be soon, babe.
12) often

Every so often it's "yep."
13) together

we used to love to make Christmas cookies together.
14) usually

Usually one of the guys would swipe a thing like this,
15) else

-but there's something else. -What is it?
16) ago

on my body from a beach toilet I used a week ago.
17) ever

Ever see her wipe?
18) least

Well, at least I still have my music.

Adjectives

1) unattractive

She's unpopular and unattractive.
2) unpopular

She's unpopular and unattractive.
3) sober

I'm still sober. This ain't cheatin'!
4) burnt

and act like she was cleaning out a pot of burnt chili.
5) depressed

Stewie, you look depressed.
6) baked

to make baked goods for the gay wedding.
7) upset

You still upset about Meg?
8) loud

Very loud chant! Very loud chant!
9) impressive

It's actually pretty impressive,
10) excited

Oh, jeez, I'm so excited.
11) fake

You fake your death, I fake orgasms and being
12) weird

You know, it's weird that didn't happen on the pier all day.
13) okay

Somebody yells out "okay" or "all right."
14) alive

Are you alive?
15) quiet

(bowling pins clacking, quiet chatter)
16) usual

The usual, please.
17) proud

Wow, your parents must be so proud of you.
18) sensitive

in sensitive music to do finger stuff to,

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