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The Mick » Season 1 » Pilot

00:22:57

Kaitlin Olson, Sofia Black-D'Elia, Thomas Barbusca

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Words to remember

Nouns

1) lowlife

- Well... - Guy treats us like a bunch of lowlife?
2) barstool

How would you feel if someone ripped you off your barstool
3) goon

No! I'm not gonna sit out here like some goon and...
4) locksmith

Yeah, well, 'cause my sister's a locksmith.
5) defamation

And then we'll sue their asses for defamation,
6) moron

while a bunch of moron poke him
7) caterer

the caterer,
8) ache

but then the next day you got, like, a tummy ache?
9) waitress

I was waitress at a strip club.
10) poodle

- That's my sister. Poodle! - Hi.
11) sweetie

Oh, sweetie, I know all about Planned Parenthood.
12) laborer

let's give it up to the real laborer,
13) bum

Can I bum a smoke, please?
14) jug

So you keep it in a juice jug?!
15) tummy

but then the next day you got, like, a tummy ache?
16) casserole

- so I brought you a casserole. - Oh, you are so,
17) sweetheart

Oh, sweetheart.
18) valet

- the valet, and... - Hey, there.

Verbs

1) embarrass

'Cause your embarrass. You embarrass me.
2) entitle

these entitle monkeys don't even let you get wet?
3) despise

Yeah, you despise your sister.
4) poke

while a bunch of morons poke him
5) spit

Yeah. You spit all over my dash.
6) bastard

Get in there, you bastard.
7) trump

No! Humor trump violence.
8) disappear

till they disappear?
9) bust

bust your hump,
10) knock

Settle down? You got knock up by
11) steal

I stole him from school. I just couldn't watch him
12) settle

- What are you talking about? - I was half your age when I settle down.
13) lace

That ball is lace into the gap...
14) trap

He's gonna be trap in a cage
15) assault

- Is everything okay? - Officer, this woman assault me.
16) shut

Everyone, shut up.
17) invite

Well, you invite me.
18) shoot

and the water shot out of his nose!

Adverbs

1) okay

Everything okay here?
2) definitely

I have not. But I will definitely
3) absolutely

Absolutely not. I'd never hear the end of it.
4) sometimes

Sometimes that makes my tummy feel better.
5) otherwise

Otherwise, we wouldn't be having this conversation.
6) outside

Okay, ma'am. Why don't we step outside
7) kind

Well, it's just kind of customary
8) soon

- I'll be back soon. All right. - Poodle, no!
9) though

Thank you, though.
10) together

pull up a chair, we're eating breakfast together.
11) else

- wrong with somebody else. - Hey. Fire!
12) never

I've never been to a mansion before!
13) again

I just don't want to hear it again, no offense.
14) too

So just don't expect to see me too much.
15) down

Okay. Pipe down, all right? You're not
16) much

- You look nice. - Thank you so much.
17) even

Okay. And that's even worse,
18) long

and play poker all night long,

Adjectives

1) grotesque

I'm grotesque.
2) ludicrous

Number one, that is ludicrous. Number two, this man
3) freaking

and Geno's got the raddest freaking dong in school.
4) uneven

I was distracted by how uneven your eyebrows are.
5) embarrassed

I'm embarrassed of you.
6) busted

before you get busted.
7) embarrassing

'Cause your embarrassing. You embarrass me.
8) unbelievable

That was unbelievable.
9) amazed

I am amazed.
10) delighted

but I am delighted that the rumor exists.
11) insane

You're insane, okay?
12) ninth

Whoa, uh, ninth, go, go.
13) bacterial

I just had a bunch of bacterial infect... you know what?
14) heated

Is it heated?
15) topless

You were a topless waitress.
16) excited

I'm excited!
17) okay

It's okay, I already have a dollar.
18) gross

Oh, gross.

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