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00:22:57
Kaitlin Olson, Sofia Black-D'Elia, Thomas Barbusca
307
- Well... - Guy treats us like a bunch of lowlife?
How would you feel if someone ripped you off your barstool
No! I'm not gonna sit out here like some goon and...
Yeah, well, 'cause my sister's a locksmith.
And then we'll sue their asses for defamation,
while a bunch of moron poke him
the caterer,
but then the next day you got, like, a tummy ache?
I was waitress at a strip club.
- That's my sister. Poodle! - Hi.
Oh, sweetie, I know all about Planned Parenthood.
let's give it up to the real laborer,
Can I bum a smoke, please?
So you keep it in a juice jug?!
but then the next day you got, like, a tummy ache?
- so I brought you a casserole. - Oh, you are so,
Oh, sweetheart.
- the valet, and... - Hey, there.
'Cause your embarrass. You embarrass me.
these entitle monkeys don't even let you get wet?
Yeah, you despise your sister.
while a bunch of morons poke him
Yeah. You spit all over my dash.
Get in there, you bastard.
No! Humor trump violence.
till they disappear?
bust your hump,
Settle down? You got knock up by
I stole him from school. I just couldn't watch him
- What are you talking about? - I was half your age when I settle down.
That ball is lace into the gap...
He's gonna be trap in a cage
- Is everything okay? - Officer, this woman assault me.
Everyone, shut up.
Well, you invite me.
and the water shot out of his nose!
Everything okay here?
I have not. But I will definitely
Absolutely not. I'd never hear the end of it.
Sometimes that makes my tummy feel better.
Otherwise, we wouldn't be having this conversation.
Okay, ma'am. Why don't we step outside
Well, it's just kind of customary
- I'll be back soon. All right. - Poodle, no!
Thank you, though.
pull up a chair, we're eating breakfast together.
- wrong with somebody else. - Hey. Fire!
I've never been to a mansion before!
I just don't want to hear it again, no offense.
So just don't expect to see me too much.
Okay. Pipe down, all right? You're not
- You look nice. - Thank you so much.
Okay. And that's even worse,
and play poker all night long,
I'm grotesque.
Number one, that is ludicrous. Number two, this man
and Geno's got the raddest freaking dong in school.
I was distracted by how uneven your eyebrows are.
I'm embarrassed of you.
before you get busted.
'Cause your embarrassing. You embarrass me.
That was unbelievable.
I am amazed.
but I am delighted that the rumor exists.
You're insane, okay?
Whoa, uh, ninth, go, go.
I just had a bunch of bacterial infect... you know what?
Is it heated?
You were a topless waitress.
I'm excited!
It's okay, I already have a dollar.
Oh, gross.