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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt » Season 1 » Kimmy Gets a Job!

00:23:08

Ellie Kemper, Jane Krakowski, Tituss Burgess

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Words to remember

Nouns

1) stepdaughter

while her stepdaughter is running around drinking
2) stewardess

I was a stewardess,
3) crinkle

crinkle-cut fries,
4) ophthalmologist

Her boyfriend's an ophthalmologist,
5) stepmother

to tell your stepmother that you were drinking.
6) romper

Your color scheme clashes with the Givenchy romper
7) chica

I don't know, chica hamburguesa.
8) nook

reading nook when I was growing up
9) crotch

Please, not in the crotch!
10) vow

He made a vow to me on Steve Wynn's boat.
11) villain

Because I'm pretending to be a super villain!
12) nemesis

so his nemesis Gonzo wouldn't sabotage his board again
13) superhero

You have four hours to plan a superhero birthday party
14) catastrophe

This birthday party was a catastrophe.
15) surfer

Well, I met this surfer,
16) audition

After my tenth failed Lion King audition,
17) vodka

We were playing vodka shotzee
18) pillar

Sometimes I look at them at Barney's from behind a pillar.

Verbs

1) snuggle

And we snuggle all night
2) spoil

from spoil canned goods,
3) chew

I chew you up, and I spit you out,
4) spit

I chew you up, and I spit you out,
5) tuck

after she tuck us into the bed we all share.
6) owe

every cent that you owe these losers.
7) pretend

Because I'm pretend to be a super villain!
8) vest

By the power vest in me as an adult who is a grown-up,
9) bust

We don't need no bust-up Iron Man stealing our tips.
10) deserve

And I deserve it.
11) laugh

And then everyone in the Admirals Club laugh at you.
12) quit

First, our nanny quit, then you don't show up,
13) surf

Did you tell me that he surf at night
14) suppose

Am I suppose to be afraid of a Hello Kitty
15) lie

You know, Disney lie to little girls.
16) appreciate

but I appreciate your lack of pride.
17) donate

except the one where I donate my old towels to poor people
18) teach

and Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing,

Adverbs

1) asleep

because he fell asleep on top of me.
2) literally

Not literally, of course.
3) basically

'cause we're basically the same age.
4) somewhere

Hey, Xan, going somewhere?
5) okay

You okay out there, Titus?
6) obviously

Obviously, you needn't stay,
7) definitely

And that is definitely not Miss Piggy.
8) apart

Kimmy, I think my marriage is falling apart.
9) extremely

The point is, I'm extremely busy.
10) exactly

but I can't exactly quit my job.
11) earlier

I forgot to actually fire you earlier.
12) sometimes

Sometimes I look at them at Barney's from behind a pillar.
13) finally

I could finally live my dream of no longer being a mariachi.
14) instead

so we ended up going to his office instead.
15) late

But you were two hours late
16) almost

Almost.
17) super

Oh, they're super rich.
18) actually

I forgot to actually fire you earlier.

Adjectives

1) supe

Because I'm pretending to be a supe villain!
2) bummed

Remember how I was, like, so bummed
3) pathetic

That's the most pathetic thing I've ever heard.
4) appalachian

not the reception for an Appalachian incest wedding.
5) sane

I helped keep the Mole Women sane all those years.
6) needless

So, needless to say, he was DTF.
7) proficient

I'm proficient in WordPerfect
8) ridiculous

That is ridiculous.
9) blond

like, blond, blue eyes, tan, okay?
10) fascinating

you know, a fascinating transition.
11) bald

about being black and gay and bald and...
12) hawaiian

a Hawaiian princess.
13) rid

All I want to do is get rid of this stupid costume,
14) fancy

That was the fanciest sentence I've ever heard,
15) precious

You're a kid, and childhood is precious.
16) tan

like, blond, blue eyes, tan, okay?
17) romantic

and it was so romantic.
18) stupid

All I want to do is get rid of this stupid costume,

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