Name: Rapture's Delight
Released: 2018-03-08
Cast: Seth MacFarlane

1) meatball

I dropped my meatball in the pool.
2) quarrel

Lovers' quarrel?
3) jester

He was my father's jester. Really funny dude.
4) rapture

when the rapture comes and they're all left behind.
5) armageddon

Have a nice Armageddon.
6) poop

so unless you can poop out gem-encrusted gold, you're out of luck.
7) salute

♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
8) insult

So, to wrap up, that's an insult.
9) waterfall

The stone waterfall goes in my career corner,
10) thigh

With me, the thigh's the limit.
11) metaphor

[ Growls ] Damn your clumsy Christmas sex metaphor!
12) puppet

[ Growls ] Didn't you hear the puppet?
13) cheek

My other cheek!
14) sermon

So you went to the Jesus sermon too.
15) genocide

It's-- It's like Harry Potter but it causes genocide and bad folk music.
16) goodwill

Hi. Goodwill? Yeah, I'm calling again about my spaceship parts.
17) underworld

where Jesus and his angels will battle demon soldiers of the underworld,
18) eternity

I always imagined I'd spend eternity with Francine.

1) beset

I'm beset by phony Christians.
2) seduce

Look, I didn't want to do it. She seduce me.
3) nudge

Who-- Who am I nudging? There's no one next to me.
4) rapture

Authorities confirm the total number of rapture at 142 million.
5) shalt

Thou shalt not not kill!
6) remind

That remind me. I got you a birthday present.
7) steal

I stopped doing things for you the day you stole my woman.
8) propose

The perfect man just propose the perfect way to die.
9) deserve

You're the best, so you deserve the best.
10) defeat

After I defeat the Antichrist, I'm to begin the long road of rebuilding civilization.
11) screw

Don't let her moral failings screw me out of paradise.
12) suppose

I was suppose to be raptured, but there was a mistake.
13) imagine

I always imagine I'd spend eternity with Francine.
14) bang

And then call Tim Robbins and tell him I bang Susan Sarandon.
15) pin

We're pin down.
16) stress

Oh, I hate seeing you stress,
17) happen

Father Donovan, what happen now?
18) guess

Then I guess I just picked a whole bouquet of oopsie-daisies.

1) heartwarming

Leave the heartwarming reunion for later.
2) suited

suited to their individual tastes.
3) hebrew

I'm the one who drives by Hebrew schools...
4) desperate

He was just some phony trying to take advantage of desperate fools.
5) precious

run on precious metals and crystalline minerals,
6) spare

but all my boxes of spare parts are full of Hard Rock Cafe sweatshirts.
7) personalized

Yeah, every saved soul gets a personalized paradise...
8) weak

And keep in mind that the dollar is weak right now.
9) okay

That's okay.
10) dangerous

The open road is too dangerous.
11) usual

If you're wondering why I lasted longer than usual,
12) mechanical

[ Mechanical Whining, Rumbling ]
13) slow

This is where the slow janitor lives.
14) proper

See? At least Roger shows the proper respect...
15) dead

It reeks of dead mice and moldy Highlights magazines.
16) fair

Thanks to the fair-weather Christians...
17) chinese

I hope I haven't missed the part where the three Chinese guys...
18) perfect

The perfect man just proposed the perfect way to die.

American Dad! » Season 5 » Rapture's Delight