Name: There Will Be Bad Blood
Released: 2018-03-12
Cast: Seth MacFarlane

1) forefather

Our forefather took their land,
2) tepee

We're going to their gross tepee in Crap Hole, Arizona.
3) kickball

in a game of kickball against some-- [ Bleep ]
4) antler

Hop in, guys. I call antler up the butt. Mine. Called it.
5) booze

Where's the good booze that you only pull out to show off to your half brother?
6) sprinkler

It was all weeds. No sprinkler, nothing.
7) salute

♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
8) nephew

There's my favorite nephew.
9) scotch

I don't pull out the nice scotch to show off.
10) mister

Steven! You are out of control, mister!
11) cactus

this is the second time we passed this cactus that looks like Queen Latifah.
12) loser

In fact, she's dead to me for marrying that loser.
13) toast

And now, how about a Champagne toast?
14) feast

The feast was the perfect opportunity...
15) servant

And I can't believe you have a servant just to wipe your butt.
16) curtain

They gave me their old curtain.
17) bacon

What if I want to cook bacon and an egg...
18) helicopter

This helicopter crash was the best thing that could have happened to us.

1) brag

I brag about our four burners.
2) inherit

Stan, you inherit $20,000.
3) nod

Stan nod, inspired.
4) owe

I owe you a huge apology. We're brothers, and--
5) rub

but it's not like I rub it in his face.
6) inspire

Stan nods, inspire.
7) bless

I invite them here so they can enjoy all we've been bless with.
8) freeze

This thing's stuck to my head. It froze!
9) steal

(Jeff) Hey, Mr. S. Sorry I stole your money.
10) settle

Come on. Let's get settle.
11) deserve

That should all be mine! I deserve it! I want it all!
12) smell

Oh, no. They smell the fake breakfast.
13) trick

You trick me.
14) arrive

Well, the Pilgrims arrive, and they didn't know what to do.
15) suppose

Weren't we suppose to share this land?
16) invite

I invite them here so they can enjoy all we've been blessed with.
17) shoot

This looks just like where they shot that Spice Girls video.
18) realize

I just realize that I've always hated living here.

1) luckily

Luckily I've got some forensic clay on me. Let's see who died.
2) definitely

We are definitely going to die.
3) forever

Just give up, Son. You'll stay young forever.
4) absolutely

This bar has absolutely everything.
5) truly

[ Laughs ] That is truly funny,
6) forward

And I know Glenn looks forward to this all the year long.
7) actually

Well, actually, it is a replica of Augustus Caesar's summer house...
8) along

along came Squanto.
9) together

We have to huddle together for warmth. Come.
10) ever

This is the best Thanksgiving ever.
11) once

The four burners allow me to make four things at once.
12) always

Rusty, I-- I always thought you were poor.
13) never

Hayley, trust me. You have no idea what gets me off, and you probably never will.
14) too

I know what that's like. I look forward to coming here every day too.
15) south

We were flying south, so the house should be due north.
16) much

You totally get off on how much more successful you are than your half brother.
17) even

You can even shine a flashlight on it. See? No glare.
18) long

And I know Glenn looks forward to this all the year long.

1) slapdash

and why he did such a slapdash job.
2) skintight

It's amazing how this skintight suit doesn't show a boner...
3) undeveloped

The land was all undeveloped, because the Indians hadn't done any work.
4) undead

Hayley, you are officially undead to me.
5) thankful

and I'll tell you what I'm thankful for--
6) harsh

They couldn't get anything to grow, or even make shelter before the harsh winter came.
7) forensic

Luckily I've got some forensic clay on me. Let's see who died.
8) heated

It should all be mine. The floor is heated. Oh, come on.
9) crap

or the crap land.
10) sacred

But we made these in school. Those things are sacred.
11) balanced

[ Gasps ] A balanced breakfast!
12) fake

Oh, no. They smelled the fake breakfast.
13) drunk

I'm not Uncle Kappy just yet. I still have to get drunk.
14) thick

And look at these paper towels I bought. Look how thick.
15) stupid

Roger, this isn't a compass. It's a stupid game for fun!
16) mexican

eyes damaged by the New Mexican sun,
17) okay

Is everyone okay? Yeah. Yeah, I think so.
18) absolute

Oh, my God! Absolute Everything!

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