Is that a misprint right there? It's gotta be, right?

Wearing a weird pinkie ring.

I mean, isn't it as simple as the perp was looking for more baseball cards?

Wall Street's for suckers. Who needs that aggravation?

You know, with, like, inheritance taxes and whatnot?

...I mean, you're looking at a 9-point downgrade in a matter of seconds.

You know? And these last few deals, this Nacho fella, he's been coming alone.

...and another in a parka, and they're both gonna be comfortable. Ha-ha.

Throw a Frisbee, have some fun.

It's what gambler do, they throw good money after bad...

That fart had the anger of a repressed minority community.

- That's correct, actually, believe it or not. - Holy shit, a $50 shot of tequila?

Compliments of the bartender. Thought you might want a souvenir.

Or hopped up on speed or whatever and went nuts with the vandalism?

We have a Cabernet, a Pinot and a syrah.

Wall Street's for sucker. Who needs that aggravation?

How is it gross? Our germ have already intermingled.

Cucumber water for customer only.

Pretty sweet Hummer parked in the driveway. That yours?

- Okay, so? - It's a loser.

- Why? - This business requires restraint.

Ha-ha-ha. Donkey balls. Pure donkey balls, dude.

You know, gums bleed, and there's cold sore....

You know, gums blee, and there's cold sores....

...I mean, or crease, God forbid...

Wait till you see what I floss with.

You fart like that in someone's face...

They really toss this place.

Think Thurston Howell III if he shack up with Ginger.

...but if they're taken out and expose to the elements...

Gotta breathe. Just keep breathing, keep breathing.

...and asterisk next to the high-ticket items.

Fortune favour the bold, man.

- A major collection, all stolen. - Sorry to hear that.

Look, you do whatever you want, but I'm advising you...

And I don't mean to be greedy, but I think if we invest it smart now...

I quit it, simple as that.

Kim, I appreciate your concern...

I'm throw-- I'm throw away money.

Proven track record as a wealth manager. I take calculated but aggressive risks...

Still factory seal.

We could've split it fifty-fifty.

I just finally decide to be me.

I assume more baseball cards.

Of course I remember. Who forget that?

They say Arnold Schwarzenegger's the reason that Hummers exist.

...because they're supe, supe valuable.

That fart had the anger of a repressed minority community.

Dos, neat, and we can charge that to the room, can't we?

That stock is useless, it's got no legs. It's like a circus freak minus the fun.