Name: Shut Up and Dance
Released: 2018-02-13
Cast: Daniel Lapaine, Hannah John-Kamen, Michaela Coel

1) spillage

Kenny? Big spillage on table four. Sorry.
2) spunk

Your hot little face, blurred fist, dick burping fucking spunk everywhere?
3) bugger

Oh, bugger!
4) lasagna

Oh, my God! He's outside. There's a lasagna thing in the freezer.
5) pervert

-A dirty, sick, disgusting pervert? -Hey, relax!
6) robber

-"Who is driver?" -"Who is robber?"
7) detour

-We're in a bit of a rush, actually. -Well, it's no detour. It's en route.
8) bloke

There was some bloke standing there on his phone freaking me out.
9) nephew

my nephew.
10) robbery

Shut up! Point two, in a robbery, staff are trained.
11) thief

-You're mental. -You're a thief.
12) mum

And is your mum and dad on Hector's side or Penny's?
13) curse

Pictures hang about on Google like a gypsy fucking curse.
14) chill

♪ There's such a chill ♪
15) bust

-Mine's bust. Yours has gone all frozen. -What did you do?
16) idiot

Fucking twat. What a fucking idiot!
17) favour

Do me a favour and prison-guard your sister, will you?
18) tear

♪ Your tear ♪
19) cunt

Toss in the cunt at work, calling you Spurty McGoo.
20) accent

I don't have the accent, no. Everyone says that--
21) sake

For old times' sake, I don't know.
22) nerve

♪ Your nerve ♪
23) fist

Your hot little face, blurred fist, dick burping fucking spunk everywhere?

1) choke

♪ We hope that you choke ♪
2) swear

And I swear to God, I will stand in the kitchen
3) rope

Just rope poor Hector into sorting out the catering for the quiz night.
4) hang

Pictures hang about on Google like a gypsy fucking curse.
5) shut

-Shut up, shut up, shut up! Shut up! -Okay.
6) suppose

In the cake, I suppose.
7) loose

♪ Breaks loose ♪
8) escape

♪ Today we escape ♪
9) lock

While I was trying to put it on, then it lock up.
10) suck

Sucked up the whole hard drive like an audit.
11) forget

Someone forgot this.
12) grow

Didn't grow up there though. I grew up somewhere else.
13) happen

and put a fucking bread knife through my throat if that happen.
14) dress

♪ Pack and get dress ♪
15) wait

I was wait for a prostitute.
16) pass

I'm still learning. Haven't pass my test yet.
17) thank

[woman] Oh, thank you!
18) leave

Whoever's car this is, they left it fucking empty.
19) mean

-I mean, I had a drink back there. -I can't. I can-- I can drive.
20) stuff

Shouting at you. Calling you stuff.
21) watch

Don't know. Some programme lets you watch free films.
22) tell

They told me to do that.
23) head

So, Kenny, where you head back to?

1) loud

♪ So many ladies and the music playing loud ♪
2) somewhere

-What do we have to do? -Just take the cake somewhere.
3) okay

You okay, Ken? Love?
4) absolutely

No way! Absolutely fucking no!
5) slow

-and then I do what they say. -Whoa, whoa. Slow down.
6) alone

"Just you alone."
7) fucking

I can't fucking justify it. I just wanted to fuck a 20-something.
8) otherwise

It's the bus otherwise and that goes all the way around the common.
9) outside

Oh, my God! He's outside. There's a lasagna thing in the freezer.
10) actually

-We're in a bit of a rush, actually. -Well, it's no detour. It's en route.
11) inside

[man] Get inside.
12) though

Didn't grow up there though. I grew up somewhere else.
13) far

Hey, you got this far, haven't you?
14) together

They're saying we have to do it together.
15) else

Didn't grow up there though. I grew up somewhere else.
16) sure

You sure this is it?
17) always

Have you always lived there? 'Cos you don't sound--
18) never

There's no cure for the Internet. It would never go away.
19) again

-It's all right. -She forgets everything. Thanks again.
20) too

Yeah, yeah, I just looked at pictures too.
21) course

-Yes, of course. -Bye, then.
22) down

-and then I do what they say. -Whoa, whoa. Slow down.
23) right

[woman] Okay. All right.

1) unleaded

Unleaded. Unleaded.
2) blurred

Your hot little face, blurred fist, dick burping fucking spunk everywhere?
3) disgusting

-A dirty, sick, disgusting pervert? -Hey, relax!
4) fragile

-It's fragile. -What is it?
5) bored

You get bored.
6) curious

I joined this website. I was curious. Just wanted to see what was on there.
7) frozen

-Mine's bust. Yours has gone all frozen. -What did you do?
8) okay

and everything will be okay. Okay?
9) mad

Six nine-year-olds in the house. I must be mad! [laughs]
10) usual

Been the usual balls up.
11) tight

They said we got to be there by two. It's gonna be tight.
12) warm

♪ A song to keep us warm ♪
13) proper

She was some yoga teacher, proper bendy. Look. Look.
14) mental

You're mental.
15) alone

♪ Alone ♪
16) fucking

[man] I will kick that cake up your fucking arse.
17) poor

Just roped poor Hector into sorting out the catering for the quiz night.
18) normal

When stuff's normal.
19) safe

-Okay. -Keep it non-dairy just to be safe.
20) late

I won't be late. Probably.
21) nice

-I'm still not used to the colour. -[Kenny] It's nice.
22) double

[man] Double naughty.
23) whole

You name it. They got the whole fucking thing.

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