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00:23:48
J.G. Quintel, Gabrielle Walsh, Jason Mantzoukas
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I've pulled this grift in every town
Hey, barkeep! You got any, uh, craft beers?
Just 'cause we're drinking lavender dreamtime tea?
It was a spasm!
Your sticky toffee mincemeat brandy bun
taking revenge on the cartel that killed your partner?
is cram-jammed with flavor!
Look at me floss. [ Grunting ]
Four tequila, please.
for a tour of her bathtub anyway, so --
[ British accent ] These Bakewell tart got a soggy bottom.
We doing a purge?
Your sticky toffee mincemeat brandy bun
♪ The whisper that calls after you in the night ♪
That is a novelty thermometer for the fundraiser.
a Clooney vibe here?
♪ And kisses your ear in the early moonlight ♪
See you on the other side, loser!
Like I could ever be outsmart by a Josh.
You're trap. -Please!
over the age of 30 and not get execute?
Sure! She invite me over
He really appreciate all your help.
and he literally shit all over it.
But I bet if we put our faces,
The way his eyes tear up when he taste mustard.
freakin' pump!
I've pull this grift in every town
Yeah, I guess our tastes have changed.
What am I wear?
I spoke with the rest of the faculty at Chamomile,
Like how no one expect you to keep up with new music anymore?
And it seem fun. Check out this swag.
Yeah, so, remember how we agree to warn each other
Oh, thank God.
♪ There's nothin' left to do at night ♪
Disgustingly sweet?
Ugh, there's nowhere to sit, and my back is killing me!
are legally binding.
and he literally shit all over it.
I would definitely know.
Hey! Leave the old people alone.
Shh! Just cross your legs. It's almost over.
Actually, don't answer.
Is what I will say as soon as we're done.
First pour, though.
Together: We can run errands!
I know I'm usually so funny, but this time,
if we ever started to turn, you know...
Every school has at least one dad up to his neck
Daddy doesn't like it too strong.
Of course not!
What's a guy got to do to get a few shots around here?
I'm just a tired old man who can't even party anymore.
Get away from me, ya punk millennial!
[ British accent ] These Bakewell tarts got a soggy bottom.
His fragile hips.
That would be admitting we're old lame-os.
♪ But I tell myself that I was doin' alright ♪
Not to be rude, but... [chuckles nervously]
Ooh, I'm so sorry, accidental hand raises
PBS Kids and chill,
And everyone'll think I'm just some dumb Josh!
♪ The gentle, sweet singin' of leaves in the wind ♪
I just wanted to say how impressive you are.
in room parent duties, desperate for help.
What a pleasant surprise. Come on in.
I saw you being romantic all over town.
And that's okay. We've got new tastes.
you absolute hero.
something very exciting. Ooo.
Disgustingly sweet?