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00:42:00
Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross
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being another fat hausfrau living a life that I didn't plan.
- like the Botoxed hag they are. - Good.
That was just a clever ruse to get you into my car.
How do you get your hydrangea to look so stunning?
It was a huge betrayal.
The Scavo twins had become persona non grata.
OK, how am I supposed to eat with a uterus staring me in the face?
We'll have that in a minute, sweetheart.
I know it sounds rash, but...
I can't have 'em think I moved to the suburb and shop at strip malls.
It's a natural impulse.
OK, so I got the box of things you left on my porch.
- Hey, pumpkin. - Don't even.
Hey, guys! We got snack!
Mike will calm down in a couple of days and come to his senses.
I'm gonna have to resist the urge to say, "I told you so."
No harm, no foul.
and I think you need another scoop of mint chocolate chip.
So you're on the rebound from the plumber.
I'm not gonna say it again. It hurt my teeth the first time.
It is often said that necessity is the mother of invention.
George had a ring, his mother and her friend were there with champagne.
But thank you for the explosion. I really needed it.
We've agonise whether to tell you this, Norma, but...
If I had said no, it would have devastate him.
Jimmy, P.J., close the door! Are we all buckle up?
She's a knockout, George. I guess I owe you an apology.
Now, come on, we're supposed to be cheer up Susan.
Three-chip high-def, 1280x720 lines of resolution, bounce lighting
Oh, that's just you rebound from Edie.
They remind us of the long journey we've taken,
I'm not sure you deserve Dolce & Gabbana.
Mike Delfino just dump you.
- You arrest the wrong man." - But not everyone...
cameras can quietly and clearly reveal to us our dreams.
I'm not saying I'm not gonna grow attach to the bugger.
They laugh at me, and they said I would just end up
That's the kind of thing people who are engage know about each other.
and letting 'em hang out with mine?
OK, how am I suppose to eat with a uterus staring me in the face?
The most embarrassing part of that video's how poorly it was shot.
George never introduce me to anyone, so I knew you were special!
Look, I appreciate whatever it was that you did last night.
Yes, but if his death has taught us anything, it's that life is short.
I mean, when two people split up...
I doubt that.
- Thanks. - Susan, why are you so eerily calm?
you are gonna come to me and tell me how madly in love you are
Luckily, the judge dropped the hate crime charge.
...I desperately need your help.
I don't wanna go backwards. I'm sorry.
So occasionally, they could have a little time for themselves.
Obviously, there's a downside to having good manners.
That is definitely over.
And it's certainly no reason to keep our boys apart.
If we see a chance for happiness, we should grab it and hold on tight.
Normally, they don't give things back like Valentine's Day cards.
And it's certainly no reason to keep our boys apart.
Exactly. You're a mother trying to protect her child.
And that's how Lynette finally got what she needed,
Actually, I did wanna just see if you
And we're gonna be able to take Penny soon.
And they had double-dared Sharon Chazin's boy to ride his bike...
Good, because I was sort of hoping that you might like to live here.
Wasn't it though? You were fantastic.
It is often said that necessity is the mother of invention.
Yeah. But look how far I got.
Dr Goldfine has other concerns about us being together,
Anything else?
Holly is on a strict diet of cruciferous vegetables.
Hi. Sorry for just showing up unannounced, but...
So you can stop feeling all smug and superior that he kept that thing.
It's not unheard of to tape yourself while having sex.
They're so embarrassed they don't want anything to do with us.
Since then I've become much more adept at production.
- Why not? - Because it's embarrassing.
Ironic, isn't it? I finally get my wish, and no one ever gets to see my work.
You're just having fun. It's nothing to be ashamed of.
I'm just so relieved this all worked out.
Miserable son of a bitch!
This was inevitable.
It was just awful.
It's dumb to play it safe.
an occasional nap on Saturdays was growing dim and dim.
an occasional nap on Saturdays was growing dimmer and dimmer.
This is so unexpected on so many levels. I don't know what to say.
Why do you think we got so good all of a sudden?
All right, you're not Zen. You're numb.
Slight change of plans.
- Thanks. - Susan, why are you so eerily calm?
Holly is on a strict diet of cruciferous vegetables.
How do you get your hydrangeas to look so stunning?