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00:43:31
Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross
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Well, I think if we're quick about it, she'd be fine. Mm.
A little more irreverence is what we need.
Whoever gets the most swizzle sticks by the end wins.
A salad of radish, burdock root and bok choy.
Where we'll meet old geezer who'll buy us drinks
Whoa. Sitting in your bathrobe drinking,
Excited to see what all the ruckus was about.
A salad of radish, burdock root and bok choy.
Since she rode shotgun on an actual stagecoach. Hey. Hey.
I bet that's a perk people would be willing to pay for.
(sighs) well, edie once told me she lost her virginity in a cow pasture.
Could you fluff my pillows? Of course.
I let go of white picket fences
I think a little more reverence for the dead is in order.
That's the drawback to having ones that are real.
Two tequila shooters! (slaps counter)
Or booze, crack, whatever eases the pain.
It landed on the detergent box.
We'd find a lot of traumatize cows.
It's a health shake of ferment brown rice,
All the times edie and i snipe at each other.
Her true date of birth would be carve into a tombstone
Um, empty carton of eggs, coffee grind,
After all, I know what it's like to be exile from suburbia.
She always insist
We felt we owe it to your mom.
But I think it's enough. We both know I crush you, right?
She is annoying, and I hide when she knock on my door,
Yeah, edie britt shame you into being a better human being.
And then we dump her? Then we dump her.
Pumped full of chemicals and preserve.
So they quickly left their microwave burritos...
Moments before the ambulance finally arrive,
Fine. Then we better start drinking. I'm not suppose to drink.
Two days after I kick the proverbial bucket,
I would have introduce you,
Hi, susan! Oh, hi, helen, ed.
Now it's gotta be someplace that was meaningful to edie.
One guy who's evidently intimidated
To be fair, we should probably walk in backwards.
But ultimately pointless.
We thought you might wanna scatter them somewhere.
Oh, edie, don't take it personally.
Well, someone obviously has a chip on her shoulder.
Although, apparently, I'm just a little bit hotter.
And you are going to stay that way forever.
Lord, lynette. You nearly gave me a heart attack.
I know exactly what's in this garbage bag.
I kinda wanted to be alone.
Sometimes twice a week, she said.
Moments before the ambulance finally arrived,
But I have a bald eagle on my ass that says otherwise.
Oh, yeah. I've gotten to know him quite well.
I don't mean to be rude, but I'm gonna be late.
Because I would consider that a perk worth paying for.
We're an unstoppable team.
Two days after I kicked the proverbial bucket,
One guy who's evidently intimidated
I never told you about that because... I was embarrassed.
You're trying to make me insecure about my marriage.
That is embarrassing.
Oh, well, my schedule is just unreal,
Don't tell me you're depressed
Oh, that's ridiculous.
I don't mean to be rude, but I'm gonna be late.
Oh, I think my leg's asleep.
A basket filled with baked goods
And all the makeup and dim lighting in the world
Should I be scared or grateful?
But I have a bald eagle on my ass that says otherwise.
There's medication designed to get rid of those voices?
Oh, please. You're gorgeous.