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00:43:31
Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross
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But his apologies are always the 4th of July.
Your favorite cookies for your trip. Macaroons?!
I don't have your stamina, and I can't keep up.
The guy was a total perv
Honey, a scalpel has never touched this body.
Oh, I wish I could, but I have a date. I need to carbo-load.
But then he came back with a bulgari bracelet,
A truckload of caviar, and a pile of money
Actually, the boys said they wanted meatloaf,
Did you have a deviated septum, too?
I'll need a band, orchestration,
(door closes) ah. So can I help with the lasagna?
Intermission. You see? You're ten times smarter than me.
I would, but it's macaroni and coupon clipping night
Drop the drugstore champagne, ladies,
Pictures of doug in the tabloid with a cocktail waitress.
Pictures of doug in the tabloids with a cocktail waitress.
You will be tapping it with a stump. (clink)
I'm dating a woman who talks to waiter in French
Pfft. While she's tripping over her apron strings
I wanna do a cabaret show.
(chuckles) good morning, sweetheart. Mwah.
I'm glad you put your robe on.
Gaby dote on her biological daughter grace.
Isn't it sexier to warm each other up
Oh, you modern women. You just plop out a baby,
But paul young wanted to punish those who had betray him.
Did you have a deviate septum, too?
You disappoint me, lee.
Weren't we, gab?
Your scramble eggs are ready.
I just soak my ex for... Well, a whole lot of these.
Well, he apologize. Can't I forgive him?
This trump your stupid nose! Oh, whatever. They're both fake!
Hi. Here's that gold necklace you lent me.
I pretend never happened over the years.
Oh, let's just say you inspire me.
Aren't they supposed to be sliced and peel?
♪ but as long as you are breathing ♪
Aren't they supposed to be slice and peeled?
It's like--oh, the--the sun shine brighter,
How dare you. I am insulted.
Look, I still feel you deserve better than that guy.
The man dump you for another woman.
Okay, boys and girls, gather up your supplies and put them away.
I know I screw up...
I'm simply saying it would be terribly unfortunate
You fell asleep during it?
And afterwards, doug's lawyer came to my hotel
Meanwhile, we had ten great years,
One part's doing okay.
If there's more of this, I am definitely there. Great. How about you, bree?
And that is how her world began to fall apart.
Unfortunately, the high note that ended the evening...
Were you once, twice, three times not a lady?
We're both extremely beautiful.
Previously on...
Perhaps we could make you dinner. Like a date?
Well, sometimes, lynette, people are like yams.
Had finally come true.
We are really looking forward to it, emma.
Especially when I go back to work.
And so tom's working late, so I have to go-- yawn. Susan.
Actually, it's pretty awesome.
I know she's your friend, but isn't she kind of
They would soon learn
Um... I don't know you well enough.
Two weeks later.
Oh, you know, sometimes I drive fast on purpose
To make my mother feel unwelcomed in my house.
And not only is she punctual, she's early.
Her boyfriend's sexual appetite was proving to be exhausting.
They're all either too inexperienced
Whose life is so pathetic, you gotta crap all over mine!
When you're so exhausted.
You said every part of your body was sore.
I'm simply saying it would be terribly unfortunate
You said I was a fraud for wearing a padded swimsuit.
Belgian waffles.
I mean... (chuckles) I was shocked.
Why not make some overwhelming demands
(gasps) are you insane?
You slept with him? You're awful.
Well, sounds like you are well rid of him.
What do you need it for? You guys going on a fancy date?
Why don't you just keep your fake nose out of it?
Why so surprised?
Ohh! (gasps) that was incredible.
Yawn and sad. Well, I guess it's just you and me.
Isn't there some romantic fantasy
That was a stupid mistake, and it's over.
You okay?