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00:22:44
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
1995
He's just gonna be so glad that you don't have barnacle on your butt.
Well, do you get to look through one of those periscope thingies?
Your face could be covered with lox, I wouldn't care.
Yeah, the rogue processor who seduces his coworker' wives for sport...
And there's a peach cobbler warming in the oven.
Ryan threw in saltwater taffy because he didn't have change.
...when Jimmy Hauser had chicken pox...
This is for the scratchy twins out there. I taped oven mitt to their hands.
Are all you processors dork?
Well, do you get to look through one of those periscope thingies?
See, if anyone overhear that, I didn't come off well there.
No, he's my submarine guy. He resurface, like, every couple years...
I'm sorry, we're clo...
Yeah, the rogue processor who seduce his coworkers' wives for sport...
You know, get in there, ruffle some feathers.
Then you're redo it because?
- Oh. Spilled some. - I got it.
This is for the scratchy twins out there. I taped oven mitts to their hands.
Are you remaking the bed?
We can't scratch. You know we can't. We'll scar.
So do you have any nuclear weapons onboard?
All right, why don't I just meet you upstairs?
Ryan's been underwater.
You know, I like the way you have efficiently folded this tab under.
You don't love me anymore, do you?
But unfortunately that's not possible.
Oh. Then I guess the panty raid last night was totally uncalled for.
It's mostly just putting numbers from one column into another column.
Because it's in a slightly different time zone than the kitchen?
Yeah, but I'm so much faster.
Oh. Then I guess the panty raid last night was totally uncalled for.
This is for the scratchy twins out there. I taped oven mitts to their hands.
God, I love that I can be totally neurotic around you now.
I'm hideous.
...of itchy spots stand between us.
No, you don't have any of these cute obsessive things.
Don't you like it better that everything on your desk is perpendicular?
Chicken, which is so ironic considering I'm a vegetarian.
- Really? - No, freak show, she's fictional!
Really, wow. That's some pretty powerful imaginary sperm you must have there.