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00:22:48
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
1977
This tiramisu is excellent.
...by walking Myra, the arthritic seamstress...
- Congratulations... - Oh! Wow.
I almost feel bad for whipping that kid's pretzel at them.
Anybody got a length of rope about 6 feet long with a noose at the end?
I had to sort mannequin heads at Mannequins Plus.
You know, if it's any consolation...
He was gonna get it, but he was helping his niece with her report on the pioneers.
Oh, my God. Is that Phoebe?
Do you want my pickle?
Ick. You were eavesdrop?
Now, is that true, or are you just getting over Janice by groping my sister?
Oh, no, I was just squint. That doesn't mean anything.
...and ringing my bell.
I'm just saying, why else would he just swoop in out of nowhere for no reason?
Why can't we savor the precious moments? Those are some huge breasts you have.
All right, now memorize it.
...but, you know, thank God Mark coached me.
I fooled around with Joey's sister.
...that I go up there to yell, and I end up apologizing to him.
But I just want you to know that I would never soberly hurt you or your family.
You know, prep her, as in what you do before you surgically remove the boyfriend.
Why must we dial so speedily anyway? Why must we rush through life?
Heh. No, that's our unbelievably loud upstairs neighbor.
I was at my friend's downstairs...
No, I'm genuinely sorry the Mark thing didn't work out.
Oh. When I've been drinking, sometimes I tend to get overly friendly.
You're going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
...just because it's remotely related to the field they're interested in?
Well, why don't you go up there and ask him to just step lightly, please?
...why would such a person stay in such a demeaning job...
...by walking Myra, the arthritic seamstress...
Honey, it's not pushy. He gave her his home number.
High collar and baggy pants say, "I'm a pro. "
How hammered are you? Huh? These are Joey's sisters.
This dreamy guy is taking my girlfriend out for a meal.
I'm sorry I've been so crazy and jealous and...
Hi. Is my misery amusing to you?
The most unbelievable thing happened to me today.
You're going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?