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00:21:59
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
1430
"I hear those hemorrhoid are a bitch."
Tim, I need a calamari and a caesar salad. And could you get me the pesto?
The next time he said, "Hey, Toby, want a doughnut?"
Are you kidding? Another week with that simp, I'll kill myself.
He said, "Ha, ha! Gotcha!"
Tim, I need a calamari and a caesar salad. And could you get me the pesto?
Ugh! I can't wait to get "sous-neath" him.
Bit of a daredevil, are we?
Well, now she has no eyebrow. Mission accomplished.
Phoebe, this is Tim, my new sous chef.
You're a joker, Bing.
What you should do, toss them in the shredder...
Last night he lit my pastry chef on fire.
...you still owe me a dance.
- I thought I cheer you up. - Oh, you did.
My kid comes running in, leap up on the bed and we all read the paper together.
Well, now she has no eyebrows. Mission accomplish.
- Because I'm dump him today. - What? You said he was sweet.
...or "I got so hammer last night I'm still a little drunk"?
Wait until the first time your baby grab your finger.
- I got your page. Is everything okay? - Uh, well, that depend.
Not if we extract tissue from the original body...
There's a Ukrainian film at the Angelika that's suppose to be very powerful.
Because He's terrible. He's slow. He burn things.
I just wanna tell you how much I appreciate you giving me an opportunity here...
I realize I came on a little strong.
Just one more thing in my life that is suddenly completely different.
Besides, we work in different departments. He's on the sixth floor.
What does a guy have to do to be taken seriously around here?
Apparently, your brain transplant was not entirely successful.
Apparently, your brain transplant was not entirely successful.
It's almost twice as hard up here.
No! No, no. He's totally incompetent.
Just one more thing in my life that is suddenly completely different.
Well, I'm alone and I just bought $15 worth of candy bars. What do you think?
I think I spoke too quickly. There's a learning curve with this job.
Okay, this one's rare. This one is medium well. Go!
I don't know. I would say it's pretty good-o.
You know? Maybe fight over the science section.
Hey, you guys, do you think this is too slutty? Hi, Kash.
No! No, no. He's totally incompetent.
It's mundane. It's actually a little dull.
- Five years? Chandler, you have to tell him. - No, that would be so awkward.
It's mundane. It's actually a little dull.
There's a Ukrainian film at the Angelika that's supposed to be very powerful.
Blond bitch!
Anything you say will just get me more upset with Chandler.
- He said he thought you were charming. - Ha!
- You are so talented. - Well, it's no pesto.
"I was worried about you." Ugh, be a man!
He was nervous. You can be very intimidating.
Because He's terrible. He's slow. He burns things.