Name: The One with the Boob Job
Released: 2016-10-18
Cast: Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry

1) roomie

Well, I think the reason people laughed is that it's a play on the word "roomie."
2) wiggle

Just one last time on the marriage thing. There's no wiggle room? None at all?
3) coffeehouse

I know the other day in the coffeehouse...
4) handyman

Anyway, um, are you going to get a handyman to install this stuff?
5) hallway

Well, we climbed up four flights of stairs, maneuvered a narrow hallway...
6) aisle

You know, I could picture myself walking down the aisle...
7) stair

"Whoops, Joey fell down the stair."
8) clown

...but the giant ass and the big clown feet?
9) boxer

But I've got as much use out of these boxer as I can.
10) bladder

...you're gonna lose bladder control.
11) sock

Pick up your sock. Put down the toilet seat.
12) soda

You're a chef. What can you make out of baking soda and beer?
13) perfection

Ah, perfection. Wouldn't change a thing. Not a thing.

1) electrocute

Or, "Whoops, Joey electrocute himself again."
2) defecate

-...she deliberately defecate on my-- - Okay, well, that's bad. Yeah.
3) maneuver

Well, we climbed up four flights of stairs, maneuver a narrow hallway...
4) lend

- But Chandler lent you money. - And he would tell you it was a mistake.
5) borrow

All right. Worst-case scenario is, we borrow some money from my parents.
6) marry

...can I see someday being married to Mike? Sure. Yeah.
7) climb

Well, we climb up four flights of stairs, maneuvered a narrow hallway...
8) laugh

Well, I think the reason people laugh is that it's a play on the word "roomie."
9) highlight

...in a wedding dress that highlight my breasts in an obvious yet classy way.
10) shoot

...with the blood and screaming and the little person that's shoot out of her?
11) hurt

You know, sometimes your words, they hurt.
12) lie

I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought about it myself.
13) realize

You know what? I just realize something. I don't want to go home.

1) awfully

They are awfully boxy.
2) afterward

And once afterward.
3) deliberately

-...she deliberately defecated on my-- - Okay, well, that's bad. Yeah.
4) someday

...can I see someday being married to Mike? Sure. Yeah.
5) honestly

...but is that really you? I mean, can you honestly picture yourself in a Volvo?
6) barely

Yeah. I don't know who I was kidding. I can barely use chopsticks.
7) anymore

No, we are not having sex anymore.
8) perfectly

Hey, Rach. There she is, my perfectly proportioned wife.
9) partly

Partly because I live above a known crack den...
10) seriously

Wow, seriously. Can't do this.
11) necessarily

...I don't think marriage is necessarily the right path for you.
12) definitely

No. Oh, I definitely don't want to get married.
13) forever

I was certain the first time I got married it would last forever. I was wrong.

1) proportioned

Hey, Rach. There she is, my perfectly proportioned wife.
2) rabid

...dodged a rabid pit bull. But these last three feet are where it gets really tricky.
3) gre

I can't believe you're moving in together. That's gre-- I'm happy for you guys.
4) classy

...in a wedding dress that highlights my breasts in an obvious yet classy way.
5) unsafe

I realized that this place is very unsafe for a baby...
6) tricky

...dodged a rabid pit bull. But these last three feet are where it gets really tricky.
7) inclined

...but I'm inclined to blame Enron.
8) bored

I mean, I don't know, you'd be so bored with marriage. I mean, it's so normal.
9) magical

God, it's just such a magical time.
10) worried

I know. Why do you think he was so worried about me getting bigger?
11) ugly

I mean, at least you won't have to live with this ugly chair.
12) sophisticated

I get the joke. Sophisticated as it was.
13) excited

I'm just excited to be living with him.

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