Name: The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz
Released: 2017-05-30

1) kook

What? Why, you're not a tree-huggin' kook at all.
2) pepperoni

Those aren't even medals. They're bottle caps and pepperoni slices.
3) nonviolence

Why do we have to resort to nonviolence? Can't we just kick their asses?
4) incompetence

while awaiting trial for that there incompetence.
5) crotch

If rubbin' frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey, I don't wanna be right.
6) tanker

Dark matter oil? What if we hit something? The tanker could leak.
7) whoa

Whoa-ho. No, no. No applause.
8) dictator

Guys, it's me, your lovable dictator.
9) outrage

This is an outrage!
10) orphan

Don't leave orphan. Gotta kill entire families.
11) batter

200 pounds of batter for penguin tempura.
12) disagreement

Bender and I have our disagreement, but we're still friends.
13) intuition

Being captain is about intuition and heart.
14) disregard

This time it's your reckless disregard for the environment.
15) peck

If it ain't black and white, peck, scratch and bite.
16) aerosol

And, Bender, that aerosol head spray...
17) puppet

We use hand puppet around the young'uns to simulate a natural environment.
18) jerk

at being a big jerk who's stupid...

1) restock

Okay, she's all restock with emergency jam. Let's get going.
2) plumb

I'd have done better, but it's plumb hard pleading a case...
3) reckon

Yes, I reckon it is our responsibility. And thankfully, we have a plan.
4) haul

Now, once you've haul the tanker past the protestors...
5) tow

you'll be tow the Juan Valdez...
6) declare

I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket of trouble.
7) breach

All 6,000 hulls have been breach!
8) smell

makes your antenna smell nice.
9) dump

and dump oil on them, this might never have happened.
10) trap

Our peace ring has 'em trap like a tiger in a washing machine.
11) suppose

But I suppose it's this medal I'm most proud of, Wiggles.
12) kick

Why do we have to resort to nonviolence? Can't we just kick their asses?
13) strike

But I done struck you a deal.
14) teach

- I suppose this was your doing. - Yep, it's like I taught 'em.
15) draw

She even let me sit on her lap and steer... in this comic I drew.
16) launch

Now, look spry, men! We launch at six bells.
17) spread

as dark matter spread throughout the penguin habitat.
18) forget

Sir, you forget yourself. Shut up!

1) thankfully

Yes, I reckon it is our responsibility. And thankfully, we have a plan.
2) someday

that'll someday form a nutritious fungus.
3) randomly

Why aren't you firing randomly into those birds, little lady?
4) aboard

- Permission to come aboard, Wiggles? - Granted.
5) obviously

Being captain is obviously more important to you than being my friend.
6) truly

The images are truly horrific.
7) extremely

I'm sending you on an extremely controversial mission.
8) fresh

Can't beat fresh-squeezed.
9) inside

They sent us inside for doing an unsatisfactory job...
10) soon

If the birds keep multiplying, there'll soon be too many to count.
11) sure

Well, sure. I mean, not really.
12) least

Bender, can you at least pretend you're being punished?
13) once

I once knew a guy.
14) always

Always respect the chain o' command, Captain.
15) hard

I'd have done better, but it's plumb hard pleading a case...
16) never

and dumped oil on them, this might never have happened.
17) too

Now, little lady, those people's asses are living things too.
18) course

Of course not! Filthy ice rats!

1) puffin

Now you stay away from those puffin twins.
2) nonviolent

with a nonviolent human circle.
3) lovable

Guys, it's me, your lovable dictator.
4) inhuman

Oh, God, it's inhuman! It's like Hong Kong! I'll do it!
5) gallant

Wiggles, weren't you about to propose a toast to your gallant captain?
6) perverted

It's like a perverted trail mix of penguin estrogen...
7) reckless

This time it's your reckless disregard for the environment.
8) adorable

- That's adorable. - Ow!
9) antarctic

Cold showers don't work on Antarctic creatures.
10) tragic

Continuing our coverage of a tragic, but faraway, story.
11) cruel

Yeah, life is hilariously cruel.
12) awful

Fry, I know those cookies are fresh-a-licious, but they produce an awful lot of trash.
13) dumb

and his big ugly face is as dumb as a butt.
14) peaceful

They used to be such peaceful birds.
15) innocent

Now, are you with us, or are you gonna let innocent penguins suffer?
16) informal

Mr. Fry, I like to give my first mate an informal nickname.
17) frozen

If rubbin' frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey, I don't wanna be right.
18) damn

is a damn sight better than weeks of starvation.

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