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00:40:31
Leighton Meester, Blake Lively, Penn Badgley
801
Two women, a sponge bath and a bedpan. (laughs) I'm sorry. You're right.
The seared squab,
And how is lily von bulow today? Oh, I have a headache.
I would rather be Chuck's stepsister than dan's.
Well, may I say aggravation becomes you?
For some all-night cards at metropole,
That she's anything but their lackey?
But I said no out of deference to you.
Dear nathaniel to know how you lost your virginity to me
Yeah, the foie gra is a bit rich.
But looks like the overthrow of blair waldorf,
(the deadly syndrome's "eucalyptus" playing)
The wedding caterer
Did you get it? I need a pair of pliers.
You're gonna say something worse than the bar mitzvah remark?
You held a certain fascination
What are you talking about? I'm talking about that vulgar stunt you pulled at dinner.
Sweetheart?
Blair's a liar. You got played.
If I had a dime for every time I heard that. (laughs)
You know, to pay penelope back for brunch?
How do you like a brother who uses you as a drug mule?
Two women, a sponge bath and a bedpan. (laughs) I'm sorry. You're right.
Consider yourself dethrone, queen b.
So Jenny humphrey is officially being inscribe on the a-list.
What is this? The bracelet you lent me in aspen?
Well, did someone break in? No, and the maid swore to the police
You owe me.
Her violate virgin mary act is getting pretty old.
She was really freak out, didn't know where to turn.
You never let your soldiers see you sweat.
You know what? Forget it. I'm sorry I bother you. (shuts cell phone)
Avoid this person. May I remind you, Serena,
How glad are you to see our families merge, sis?
My mother's valentino was stolen. Oh, my god.
He propose before we left, and I'm going to say yes.
Why don't we just celebrate 15
And the win belong to b. (sighs)
Just 'cause I hang out with them. We're not supposed to talk, remember?
Just 'cause I hang out with them. We're not suppose to talk, remember?
Wait. How do you know this? Because they invite me,
Like, 2 weeks to get a table there? Not if you slip the maître d' $100.
I am laying down some house rules. No need, princess. Bart already kick me out.
Well, the purchase order never lie. Salud.
Right, mom. I actually woke up this morning, and I thought,
I promise i'll pay you back. Is everything okay?
♫ metallically reflecting your... ♫
Because I'm nice. You should try it sometime.
With that "i'd do things differently" look, two things--
We met briefly at thanksgiving.
Besides, I always wanted a brother.
(blair) can't we eat somewhere else?
Obviously, Chuck's master plan is working.
My whole life is falling apart. Stay and fight.
I mean, they've been friends with blair forever,
I spoke to her every day, twice from the, uh, private plane. Private plane?
Fallow. Fallow, exactly. Fallow.
Uh, I'm sorry for calling you like that earlier.
(normal voice) but it says "open immediately."
♫ who's there for you when you're cold and alone? ♫
But sometimes only the lonely can play.
Finally, the return of some normalcy!
And quite frankly,
It was made especially for her.
You almost ruined things between me and lily once before.
There's a line outside.
Yeah, I was actually surprised you let her go
And I kind of promised. Well, since you don't make the decisions around here,
Serena come to get you soon.
No wonder you're friendless and girlfriendless.
How do you manage to get out of everything unscathed?
Into the scandalous lives of manhattan's elite. I love you, Nate archibald.
A forgiving guy
Spring break is done, and I'm starved for the dish.
Above your own childish agenda.
She's been running herself ragged, Mr. Humphrey.
Please, look, this has sentimental value,
Your servants are very attentive. You should meet brigita-- new latvian maid.
What are you talking about? I'm talking about that vulgar stunt you pulled at dinner.
Well, Chuck may be eccentric, but I doubt he's diabolical.
But your hair looks disgusting. Did you even shower?
(sighs) I'm so embarrassed.
Like you had nothing to be ashamed of.
Your servants are very attentive. You should meet brigita-- new latvian maid.
I had a very frustrating conversation
You wanna see? (girl) it's unbelievable.
It's imperative that I bathe.
(the kills' "sour cherry" playing)
And I was wondering if you wanted to join us. She'd be delighted! Yes! Butter.
"Hmm. I'm a little uncertain about my mother's wedding.
Wait till you get your mouth around a mini cuban. Oh, I don't, um--
With a blond mini-Chuck. (scoffs)