Name: Cursed
Released: 2020-08-12
Cast: Hugh Laurie, Omar Epps, Robert Sean Leonard

1) mediastinum

Well, the mediastinum doesn't look right.
2) filariasis

What about leishmaniasis or filariasis?
3) neurofibromatosis

- It's not neurofibromatosis. - Drs. Chase are 0 for 3.
4) leper

home of the last leper colony in the Lower 48.
5) rifampin

We switched him to rifampin, and there was no change in the swelling.
6) sarcoidosis

for the sarcoidosis. See what happens.
7) nodule

What do the nodule tell us?
8) milligram

A hundred milligram of cytoxan, it treats most autoimmunes.
9) ashram

I went to his ashram
10) sputum

coughing up green sputum, pain in breathing.
11) centimeter

Papular lesion, one centimeter, on top of a long, thin scab.
12) beaker

Throw them in a beaker and apply heat.
13) methotrexate

Keep him on antibiotics for the anthrax, and start the methotrexate
14) snooze

The rash is a total snooze, unless it's connected to the pneumonia,
15) tangle

No masses, no fibrous tangle, nothing.
16) triage

MAN ON PA: Triage nurse, pick up line 274.
17) forearm

Now his entire right hand and forearm are paralyzed.
18) moron

They're all moron?
19) autoimmune

Autoimmune is a big universe.
20) sweetie

Come on, sweetie. You've had a fever for almost a week now.
21) necrosis

No necrosis, no anthrax.
22) lesion

Papular lesion, one centimeter, on top of a long, thin scab.
23) airway

It means his airway's closing up.

1) theoretically

Necrosis can theoretically take as long as two weeks.
2) luckily

Well, luckily, at this rate that should only last about a week.
3) backwards

What if we're thinking about this backwards?
4) incredibly

Right, two incredibly rare diseases just happening to strike at once.
5) sexually

We need to know if you're sexually active.
6) literally

He literally wrote the book on this one.
7) somewhere

Maybe you were somewhere you weren't supposed to be?
8) obviously

Carpal tunnel surgery obviously didn't work.
9) apparently

Apparently not.
10) definitely

we definitely need to know if 12-year-olds are getting any action.
11) apart

But she was falling apart long before...
12) extremely

wow, they're extremely big donors.
13) exactly

You want to get to the bottom of this, you're doing it exactly right.
14) sometimes

Hard to deal with sometimes?
15) recently

Gabe, have you been camping recently,
16) almost

Come on, sweetie. You've had a fever for almost a week now.
17) outside

playing sports outside, anything like that?
18) actually

Do I actually need to be here?
19) kind

They didn't fit then, but now they kind of do.
20) soon

You're gonna be getting down to Oz any time soon?
21) enough

Just deep enough to lick her teeth,
22) later

and 48 hours later I've got two MRls,
23) half

Not half as painful as when I punch you in the face.

1) macrobiotic

It's a macrobiotic diet,
2) treatable

Is it treatable?
3) unspeakable

Unless he's done some unspeakable thing, you should lighten up.
4) bronchial

Tiny unicorns goring his bronchial tubes would be cooler,
5) fibrous

No masses, no fibrous tangles, nothing.
6) demonic

Demonic possession?
7) carpal

a bone scan and a diagnosis, carpal tunnel.
8) dormant

And triggered a dormant sarcoidosis.
9) autoimmune

The only reason you're thinking autoimmune
10) embarrassed

I was embarrassed. I didn't want anyone to know.
11) fungal

Fungal pneumonia without the cave. Clever.
12) rectal

If you were a proctologist, you'd think rectal cancer.
13) cursed

I'm cursed. I'm not kidding.
14) understandable

Understandable mistake.
15) septic

He'll be septic in a matter of days.
16) vicious

Vicious circle, the leprosy made him vulnerable to the anthrax,
17) neurological

You think this is neurological?
18) susceptible

Cytoxan makes him more susceptible to infection.
19) obscure

You mentioned two obscure diseases to Dr. Chase.
20) enlarged

FOREMAN: Enlarged hilar lymph nodes.
21) neural

So, next, what else could cause neural damage as well as all the nodules?
22) fascinating

Fascinating story.
23) urgent

Urgent doctor stuff.

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