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00:43:53
Hugh Laurie, Omar Epps, Robert Sean Leonard
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And if we believe in the existence of extreme jerkiness,
Put him on steroids and test him for sarcoid before the liver failure
(SCOFFS) Niceness is a defect?
Give us a warble. Know any Cher?
everything tastes like lemon meringue pie.
take out the airbags and attach a machete pointing at their neck.
We gave van Gogh chelation therapy. Turned him into a house painter.
Three cavemen see a stranger running towards them with a spear
Look out for those minotaur on your drive home.
So, what do we think? New symptom? Or just a wife beater?
You have a friendly demeanor but you sometimes get too involved.
We loaded him full of prednisone to try to fix the liver.
The ketchup. There's something wrong with that.
I don't feel like waiting until your genitals cleared up.
Taub and Thirteen, MRI for tumors, EEG for nerve damage
- Hey. - I've got an aortic dissection here.
One of us found a vial of your blood in the lab from when we...
He was nice without any aspiration of personal gain.
Is two a spree or do I have to kill you too?
If syphilis caused lesion in his brain,
swap your lubricant with super glue.
You two, check out his home for toxin. Taub and 31...
I assume from your omission of the word "viral" before the "hep"
carcinoma of the tongue metastasize to the brain, epilepsy, M.S.
Or she scab. Depends on your point of view.
I'm not saying you're not entitle to spend time with him.
You'd know she betray you.
"and tell you they love you one grunt syllable at a time.
It means the patient gets to keep being nice. Why does that offend you?
one fights, one flee, one smiles and invites him over for fondue.
I'm gonna piss off one of them. And they both scare me.
For life as we know it to have evolve without an intelligent designer.
He wasn't relieve, he was excited. He was also wrong.
So when you think about it, the more I mock you,
Fine. Whoever violate it gets their finger cut off.
except when they spill a black hole on their carpet.
He scream at you, you don't think he can change?
- House authorize me to... - How long have you known him?
They don't seem to get that they're bust. Scientifically proven.
If you terminate the agreement, that's not gonna bring peace to the Mideast.
Well, if people are incapable of being nice, why bother having the word?
because they remind you of what you're not,
She breach confidentiality.
"What you've accomplish makes you proud.
I'm amend the agreement.
And Foreman refuse to type his up.
"And a disturbingly large proportion of your comments are racist or sexist."
"You are overtly contemptuous of hospital hierarchy."
I wish the best for them, and their tragically deformed children.
Either you're genuinely afraid I'm gonna make him miserable,
Yes, I intentionally got you drunk
Because underneath it all, we are all the same.
I knew they'd test it sometime for something.
Okay, you two are perfectly healthy.
He's obviously trying to prove a point.
Apparently not.
No. Crazy is what House would normally do in this situation,
And we get to spend twice as much time together.
Exactly. That's what you're praying for in that moment, that she cheated, too.
Niceness just cost you five bucks, being an ass generally turns a profit.
You have a friendly demeanor but you sometimes get too involved.
Otherwise you'll end up biting each other's eyes out.
Not quite. Your brain's been swollen, not enough to see,
If he's not home till midnight, we won't be asleep till almost 2:00.
It's actually a very touching moment.
Yeah, actually, it kind of does. HF causes lower levels of...
Lower than yesterday. Yesterday might have been high.
That last guy didn't last long enough to procreate.
People usually suck, but they want to be good, want to be nice.
He's a carpet cleaner, he's got a home full of hydrofluoric acid.
Cameron had this one insufferable friend.
swap your lubricant with supe glue.
The chances of him having an undiagnosed pathology for that long...
"Your treatment of patients is reprehensible."
it's treatable, and you're going to live.
The cure is a grueling course of pills.
The ontological proof of niceness.
That top makes you look like an Afghani prostitute.
Get that idiotic smile out of my face, I gotta go on a killing spree.
I wish the best for them, and their tragically deformed children.
- Hey. - I've got an aortic dissection here.
Well, if people are incapable of being nice, why bother having the word?
I am not respectful of hospital hierarchy.
Either you're genuinely afraid I'm gonna make him miserable,
I assume from your omission of the word "viral" before the "hep"
"Your attitude towards supervisory personnel is disrespectful.
But he was irrelevant in that diagnosis, he had no opinion of his own.
Could be a metabolic disorder, toxic exposure,
"And a disturbingly large proportion of your comments are racist or sexist."
If he's not home till midnight, we won't be asleep till almost 2:00.
It's actually a very touching moment.
So what gives us elevated calcium, bad taste and fainting?