Name: Plastic White Female
Released: 2016-12-01
Cast: Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon

1) busload

Hey! We got a whole busload of new recruits coming on the base today.
2) upslope

I layered on the upslope and tapered on the down.
3) luanne

LUANNE: Look, I got my practice head.
4) crutch

It's not a crutch, Dad.
5) bloomer

It is perfectly normal for a late bloomer to be a little...
6) bolo

HANK: Which bolo tie do you want to wear to the party?
7) chaperone

You're gonna need some chaperone, especially if my Bobby's there.
8) overuse

The stylist failed to detect the subject's habitual overuse of henna...
9) chlamydia

You mean, like chlamydia?
10) skim

I'm just gonna have some fruit and a glass of skim milk.
11) germ

When I was a boy, that's what we called the germ you got from girls.
12) apron

I'm gonna cut those apron strings...
13) intercept

Sensors detect a ship on an intercept course at warp speed.
14) groceries

Bobby! Honey, I need some help with the groceries!
15) fudge

Do you know anyone who would like a hot fudge sundae?
16) propane

The advantages of propane don't always sell themselves.
17) warp

Sensors detect a ship on an intercept course at warp speed.
18) jockey

PEGGY: Bobby and I are going to the mall. There is a sale on jockey shorts at Sears.

1) oversleep

HANK: I overslept. My damned hair's getting so long...
2) reckon

I reckon he gets that from his old man.
3) admire

Their culture admire all kinds of freaks.
4) tear

Well, that just tear it. I have tried to be patient.
5) advise

Be advise, in beauty school, as in life...
6) detect

Sensors detect a ship on an intercept course at warp speed.
7) relax

when she got her hair chemically relax at the Casa Linda Salon in Las Cruces.
8) cheat

which makes me suspect you cheat.
9) suppose

NANCY: But that's what's suppose to happen.
10) invite

Bobby was invite to his first boy-girl party.
11) realize

I realize I am just as much to blame for your condition...
12) wake

Do you think Jeff Foxworthy just woke up one day and took some funny pills?
13) strike

TEACHER: In 1983, disaster struck Mrs. Alma Campbell...
14) decide

And I have decide that I am gonna love you no matter what.
15) forget

I forgot the most important principle of the beautician's art.
16) dress

Everybody dress up. And you get to touch dance.
17) guess

Hey there, Bobby. I guess they found a cure for the cooties.
18) speak

- Can I speak with you? - In a minute.

1) chemically

when she got her hair chemically relaxed at the Casa Linda Salon in Las Cruces.
2) afterwards

Afterwards, if you still want this head, you can have it.
3) perfectly

It is perfectly normal for a late bloomer to be a little...
4) somewhere

I read somewhere that Germans, they're a very tolerant people.
5) obviously

He obviously is not ready to socialize with the opposite sex.
6) alone

NANCY: Let's leave them alone. DALE: You can't leave them alone.
7) especially

You're gonna need some chaperones, especially if my Bobby's there.
8) almost

Well, it has been almost a week since my last haircut.
9) later

Looking good, Maria. I'll catch you later, Bonnie.
10) far

I guess I just got so far from the hair...
11) ever

Have you ever considered a different color?
12) sure

Sure they do. Even President Reagan did.
13) always

The advantages of propane don't always sell themselves.
14) never

The way you baby him, he never will be.
15) too

Joseph's getting to be a real lady-killer, too.
16) even

Sure they do. Even President Reagan did.
17) long

Do you have any idea how long we've been waiting?
18) right

All right, class.

1) overprotective

I have been overprotective. You're not a baby anymore.
2) habitual

The stylist failed to detect the subject's habitual overuse of henna...
3) embarrassed

There's nothing to be embarrassed about, son.
4) slick

Man, when did you get to be so slick?
5) damned

HANK: I overslept. My damned hair's getting so long...
6) sensible

We have to do the sensible thing.
7) unfair

I've been mean and unfair.
8) supportive

But I am trying to be supportive of Luanne's education.
9) dumb

BOBBY: It's just a dumb party. HANK: A dumb party with girls.
10) curious

HANK: He's almost a teenager. It ain't normal not to be curious.
11) damn

Boy, I can't wait for her to get that damn test over with.
12) opposite

He obviously is not ready to socialize with the opposite sex.
13) tough

But now it's time for a little tough love.
14) stupid

This is stupid.
15) proud

Hell, I'm proud of you.
16) sweet

You know, something sweet I can keep with me my whole life.
17) plastic

But just so you know, most states won't let you marry a plastic head.
18) difficult

TEACHER: Bravo. Remember, the most difficult cut in beauty school...

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