Name: How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying
Released: 2016-12-01
Cast: Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon

1) binky

I want my binky back.
2) boggle

It would be like..like giving boggle to an eight year old,
3) dismemberment

together with dismemberment na like that, you get a twenty thousand dollars
4) paraphernalia

Look, Bobby before we start buying a lot of paraphernalia and accessories and what not,
5) fella

You fella entering the tournament at the county club, 'cause if you are..
6) subconscious

I don't believe in that gobble de good about a subconscious or any other
7) forearm

Arch your back, whip your forearm and snap your wrist.
8) pong

Hank: Now ping pong balls are tricky,
9) propane

..too busy with the propane business of his own.
10) stub

I'd be a stub standing here before you.
11) mister

Save your money mister, we're in.
12) bib

with the same snow camouflaged bib overalls that he knew I plan to wear that same hunting
13) tandem

Start with the tandem shoot.
14) loser

Losers are very predictable.
15) toss

ring toss ring toss. Ring it by now, hey
16) someday

- it requires fineness. Grandpa: Someday..
17) endowment

It's sponsored by the Arlen endowment for the arts.
18) bout

How 'bout a little fire scarecrow.

1) weare

That's 'cause weare the best. Dad.
2) choke

Sometimes, people choke Bobby we just got to be proud that God took the time to give us a fault.
3) camouflage

with the same snow camouflage bib overalls that he knew I plan to wear that same hunting
4) steal

no wonder that kid from the play ground stole your pale , he knows you can't shoot.
5) mess

I think I mess up. I made dad not like guns anymore.
6) curve

Bobby loves guns, curve the time.
7) hang

Do you just hang out here all day waiting for someone to mess a lot.
8) discharge

Okay, so I discharge the magazine first, no..first I put the safety.
9) arrive

Oh, just in the mornings when the lousy shoots arrive.
10) suppose

Now what's that suppose to mean,
11) shoot

I forget the last time I shot a .22, but I'll bet you, there was a Texan in the White House.
12) bet

Come on! I bet, I can fix it.
13) promise

No dad, I promise I won't choke.
14) imagine

as you imagine the plane
15) teach

That's looser talk you taught me that. No Hill's ever been a looser.
16) decide

Well well well, Hank Hill you finally decide to join our club.
17) lose

that's how I lost this thumb, and later this eye.
18) expand

the all new expand, simulated hunting experience that we like to call the Goblet.

1) underneath

The safety is underneath by the firing pin.
2) barely

I can't, my aim is terrible, I can barely keep the gun steady.
3) eventually

If it weren't for the N.R A safety guidelines I eventually accepted
4) sometimes

Sometimes, people choke Bobby we just got to be proud that God took the time to give us a fault.
5) finally

Well well well, Hank Hill you finally decided to join our club.
6) kind

kind of a Hill tradition,
7) inside

Hey, Bobby! go inside and get a couple of bags of bullets.
8) soon

soon, all of you will be drafted in the war some of you like Hank, will be killed.
9) later

that's how I lost this thumb, and later this eye.
10) together

Shooting stuff is something a father and son can do together.
11) ever

That's looser talk you taught me that. No Hill's ever been a looser.
12) always

I always thought this was a Crack house.
13) hard

don't grip it hard it requires fineness.
14) never

But I never get to bond with Bobby, on account of he's not good at much
15) again

Now try again.
16) too

And then I killed another one too. Hank: Yep, that's right.
17) around

Bill: Oh! Hank gun's been around for years if they're dangerous I just, think someone would've said something.
18) even

even though the box says that's okay.

1) 2nd

We did it dad, 2nd place in a real father-son tournament!
2) dang

I tell you what man, the dang old N.R.A's all rights man..da..da..insurance
3) predictable

Losers are very predictable.
4) pretend

followed by the pretend to be sleeping, cramp the loaded gun under the bed and shoot a figure in the shadows.
5) relaxed

Now, it's important for you to stay relaxed.
6) pale

no wonder that kid from the play ground stole your pale , he knows you can't shoot.
7) gentle

Why don't you imagine something gentle say, say a butterfly...
8) legitimate

Visualization is probably the only legitimate part what people like myself practice.
9) steady

Yeah! I mean keeping the gun steady can take a lot out of the man.
10) loud

say out loud to the end of the rainbow.
11) excited

When I was your age, I used to get so excited about hitting the target,
12) loose

That's loose talk you taught me that. No Hill's ever been a loose.
13) tough

It's tough shootin' out there today.
14) acceptable

is not an acceptable excuse.
15) okay

It's okay to line up the sights, Bobby. It's not cheating.
16) dangerous

it is too dangerous.
17) proud

Sometimes, people choke Bobby we just got to be proud that God took the time to give us a fault.
18) valuable

- I was so scared of.. - Hank please you're wasting valuable session time.

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