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00:44:00
Tom Ellis, Lauren Germa, Kevin Alejandro
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and by the looks of it, so are your kidnapper,
you haven't even had a snog in ages, have you?
to let you know that your perp has been released on bail.
at the behest of my Father!
You're not allergic to gerbil, are you?
Oh, careful. I bruise like a peach.
The whole Lucifer thing.
And desire's, like, your superpower.
Did my Father give you some kind of totem?
is some elaborate distraction, you can just stop.
And I hear he's a total sweetie pants to boot.
The fake kidnapping was retaliation
I'm not sure that this is divinity at work here.
So, did you lift any tire tread?
Do you have any aloe vera?
(snickers) Talk about insult to injury.
You a believer?
with your fingerprint all over it.
So come on, chop-chop.
I knew... I knew he didn't die in vain.
think this through before you do something rash.
What if I don't want His forgiveness?
pathetic, sad sack, powerless of creatures serve a purpose.
If these are the same guys that abduct,
I've apprehend this stolen vehicle
So, did Remedy cure what ail you?
but right now we need to figure out who kidnap me.
he scrape, clawed his way towards the light,
get whack over the head and hauled out to the desert.
I ignite the flaming sword,
leaving you a message, and someone stash me...
CHLOE: Right. Tire tread on the roadkill led to nothing.
ELLA: Soaked in sweat, parched and starving,
regain his powers, he's back to being his little bitch.
who got caught in the cross fire, I beg you, please,
Kidnappers must have toss it.
get whacked over the head and haul out to the desert.
but you scare the hell out of me.
Detective, I swear, this is the scene of a despicable crime.
Huge crime boss. I owe him big time.
Then, I whip out the color fluorescent film, and whammo.
So you just got to believe that when He crush your nuts,
if you regret what you said, if this kidnapping tale
Leo was squash by a Ryuk Road Crusher tire.
I don't think he'll be bother you
so do you think your kidnapping was intend as a prank?
but, ironically,
that is incredibly disrespectful.
♫ 'Cause wherever you go, wherever you go ♫
literally cooking him, until one last...
that you somehow got your wings back,
Basically bought this hotel just to have a place to party.
Don't I know you from somewhere?
Well, no, not Him personally.
(sighs) But you can definitely text me Ben's number, though.
Hold on! What'd you do with the real thief? Well, unfortunately,
Yes. I mean, she says good-bye forever,
Previously on Lucifer... So, you are the Devil,
Exactly one half hour from now.
♫ With the devil you know you're never alone ♫
Perhaps I should teach you some manners.
Finally. A clue.
it's quite simple... it's just snip, snip, and Bob's your uncle.
especially between brothers.
The kidnappers are seven minutes late.
I almost died because of your family drama.
Actually, he's mine.
Uh, well, we will talk about that later,
Oh. Quick read then?
ELLA: Soaked in sweat, parched and starving,
What? You mean the string of nonsensical emojis?
Detective, I swear, this is the scene of a despicable crime.
about our unorthodox methods...
just to justify your decadent lifestyle.
the sun... its relentless heat
You don't seem reckless.
Hold on, you're not a real armored truck driver, are you?
Well, isn't that ironic?
pathetic, sad sack, powerless of creatures serve a purpose.
I ignited the flaming sword,
I'm no stranger to the drunken dial. Yes, I have been known
(chuckles) Well, you are a tenacious one,
and how were they able to render me unconscious?
It's absurd.
A celestial spanking, if you will.
Tragic. But, now, can we please get on with it?
No. Don't be so ridiculous.
Once a vibrant rock squirrel.
as foul as that may be.
Look, if you're upset about what the lieutenant said,
Hey, you tell Steve I am officially impressed.
Now, these kidnappers might be fake but they're not invisible.